Let's see how serious they are. [He holds up a white flag. The officer shoots it] They're serious.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[imitating Oishi] Comrades of mine, our time has come!
PPolice
Yes!
[Zenigata tries to bang the drum but smashes the skin instead]
Oops.
OOfficer
He's taking this act too much to heart.
[in a flirtatious pose] Ginger ale later!
Let's save him. [He plays the flute]
[still wrestling with the snake] That's the wrong end!
My bad.
[dazed] Fujiko, what do you conclude from this?
Let's see... Be careful of the floor and the stairs.
Oh yeah, that's right. [He faints]
[Lupin slips down a flight of stairs]
This is the last straw! Ain't there an escalator?!
What the hell is all this sheep doing here?
GGregoire
Don't be irritated. It's not good for your health. You know, count sheep when you can't fall asleep? I suggest you take a nap till they all leave.
Don't talk bullshit. [He yells at the sheep] Hey, go on! Shoo! Come on! I need that statue!
[Jigen sees Lupin sitting in the middle of the courtyard. Butterflies circle around his head]
Lupin! [He rushes forward and shakes the dozing Lupin by the head] Wake up, Lupin!
Three billion, six hundred and fifty seven million, six thousand...
[smacking Lupin lightly on the head to wake him up] What kind of talk is that? We know the guy's real identity now.
Lupin, what are you doing? [She runs up to the gang] Is that the Venus statue? It's pretty.
You can see it behind the camels?
What camels?
You were decieved by some butterflies?
Could you keep this for me? [He tosses Goemon a brooch] Just take it for me as my parting gift. I could be killed by Fujiko's tricks. [Goemon gives a smile of understanding, pockets the item and leaves]
[Lupin removes the tape from a bound Jigen's mouth]
Lupin, you jerk! Have I ever betrayed you? What's the big idea?
If I didn't, you wouldn't come with me.
Stop the car! I don't want to take part! [Lupin sprays Jigen with knockout gas] Lupin, I'll remember this...
[He passes out in the front passenger seat]
I'll wake you when you get there. Sweet dreams.
What now, Jigen?
Dunno.
Let's use rock-paper-scissors to see who'll decide. [Jigen scoffs] As I thought...
[thinking Lupin had died] He was a lady-killer, spineless, irritating, but to die like this...
[a stone is hurled at his head. Lupin emerges from one of the corner pockets]
[indignantly] Who's a spineless irritating lady-killer?!
Damn, the water's coming in. Go-Goemon... GOEMON!! [The stone behind Lupin and Jigen is sliced and they fall out backwards] Goemon, are you dead, too?
That would be troublesome.
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