Goemon quotes from Lupin III

I do love older men.

O-O-Older men?

Sorry, I'm... Huh? You're still mad?

You woke me up from a nap. How could I be in a good mood after that?

Try taking your anger out on the mafia guys.

Who are you?

We're the Shinsengumi! What? Oh no, Lupin's stupidity has rubbed off on me.

Mr. Lupin is waiting for you. Please hurry.

Thank you. [Two officers run up to him. He imitates Zenigata] You fools! Hurry up and find him! He's escaped!

Yes, sir!

It was careless of you to abandon us for a woman.

Lupin's habits are rubbing off on me.

[holding Lupin's face in a caressing manner to examine the scratch on his cheek] Is that a new wound?

Yes, very new.

Idiots.

[raising his voice to a chicken-like squawk] Damn, Lupin! You finally got someone knocked up!

[to the flabbergasted Lupin] It is rather unlike you to leave evidence behind.

It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie! I've. Been. Framed! I've never met this Mary!

[leaning into Lupin's face] You sure about that?

Pretty sure.

You are a man of the world, aren't you?

[sheepishly] Well... a bit...

[crying] I didn't know that thieves with children even existed! On the contrary, I...

Don't cry on me, Pops!

Having spent my life chasing this fool, I never even found a wife! I don't even have any darling children! My fate won't allow it!

What snapped in Pops?

Apparently he wants a family.

Poor soul.

This is our chance to run.

I want a wife! I want kids!

No matter how we look at it, there's no way Jigen or I have children.

Right. No chance of that there. Though in your case...

Please, stop talking like that.

You look good in drag.

Shut it already.