Zenigata quotes from Lupin III

Pops, you didn't sleep last night, did you? You'd better take a nap!

Wait, Lupin...

So, Pops, can you do me one last favor?

W-what? Why are you being so polite?

Well, you know, you're going to have us executed, so... I was wondering... Could you marry Fujiko and I first?

Lupin...

Please, I beg you, Pops.

I'd like to ask that of you as well, Inspector Zenigata. [to Lupin] To tell you the truth, I've loved you all the time.

Fujiko... [to Zenigata] See? Please, Pops. I beg you.

Fine, I got it. I'll see what I can do.

This is my secretary.

[disguised as a secretary] I was just bringing you drinks.

[with an upturned glass on his head] So I see.

Open, sesame.

Please go away.

[pounding the door] Open up! Open up! ... Open, carrot.

Please go away.

Open, tomato. Open, green pepper! Open, potato! Open, burdock!

Please go away.

Radish! Cabbage! Celery! Sweet potato!

I've been chasing you for ten years. And all that time I've never had a day of rest. Turning my back on my home, leaving my country, forsaking women... all to chase you!

[turning away] You don't get to pin the lack of girlfriends on me.

B-b-By the way... [He falls onto his side] By the way... Why... Of all the shameful things you've done, Lupin... Why'd it have to be over a hamburger? This is beyond pathetic.

You really are a big softy, Pops.

Damn that Lupin! If I ever arrest him, I'll give him my cold!

[to himself, in the other room] That must be Pops!

Lupin, are you after the boy, too?

As if! Like I'd get mixed up in something like this!

Freeze!

No way!

[sneezing loudly] I will definitely catch Lupin... even if I have to sacrifice my life. [He sneezes again]

I don't care about Lupin, Zenigata. It seems you don't understand how important this invention is. Anyway, bring back that boy Mikhail. [Zenigata blows his nose] He wants to use this invention to help starving people Africa and Asia. [Zenigata doesn't listen. He stows away his tissue, then takes out a piece of folded paper] That was the late Professor Kazanov's dying wish. If it winds up in corporate hands or those of a single government... [He realizes Zenigata is distracted] Are you listening, Zenigata? [Zenigata sneezes white powder into the chief's face]

Help us, Pops!

I'll help you when I've arrested you.

Why did you die and leave me on my own, Lupin? I... I loved chasing you. [He buries his face in his fist and cries]

Hey, Pops! What's up? Did someone die?

Lupin! You're alive? [He dodges as Fujiko drives past him]

Lupin! Wait for me!

[overjoyed] Freeze, Lupin! You're under arrest!

The culprit wasn't Lupin this time. He...

I don't want to hear excuses! Zenigata, hurry up and find that gold, no matter who took it!

[saluting] Understood, sir.

This is a "survival knife". It's used by special forces.

Special forces...

[pointing to an engraving on the knife] Look at this.

Hmm, it's got an engraving.

Yes. It's the serial number of the soldier who owned it.

I see. [He dashes to the door] Thanks a bunch. You've been very helpful.

I see. The gold robbers were special forces.

Yeah. No doubt.

[taking the knife] Still, he's not very bright to drop it.

Now, shall we go?

Right.

W... What do you want?

Huh? I thought I heard voices in here. Is everything OK?

N... No, I'm just mumbling to myself. What do you want?

Oh, right, right. Could you give me back the knife?

The knife? [He fumbles around for it] Knife, knife, where is that thing...? [Jigen's arm emerges from behind Lupin's coat with the knife] Oh, here.

Ah, thanks. [He stands, wondering why the forensic scientist just grew a third arm. Lupin hastily shoves him out the door]

You got what you wanted, so get out and let me work! [He shuts the door] Phew. That was a close call.

[crying] I didn't know that thieves with children even existed! On the contrary, I...

Don't cry on me, Pops!

Having spent my life chasing this fool, I never even found a wife! I don't even have any darling children! My fate won't allow it!

What snapped in Pops?

Apparently he wants a family.

Poor soul.

This is our chance to run.

I want a wife! I want kids!