Jigen quotes from Lupin III

Okay, Goemon. You take his right leg, I'll take his left one.

Ooh! Ooh! Hey! Guys! Easy! Ow! Ooh! Uh! Ooh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

We did everything we could. You know that, Jigen.

Yeah, I know, I know.

Poor Lupin.

[from the bathroom] Oh! Atlantic Ocean!

What happened? Are you all right?

Yeah. I'm fine. [He presents the bomb Lawrence made him swallow] But that horse laxative almost did me in.

What? But, hey! What about all the money?

Hey, I wasn't exactly in a strong bargaining position or anything.

Yeah, but, couldn't you... You know...

What, take on the whole group of them in alphabetical order?

Well, it's not like it'd be the first time or anything.

It sounds like they're getting ready to hit the road. Yeah, you called it, Lupin.

I still can't figure it, though. This guy's nuts. At least with Pops, it's all, you know, pretty damn... predictable.

[suddenly appearing at the window] Well, well!

Usually, anyway!

All of you, out of the car now!

Well, what can one say to a gracious invitation like that except... Bleh! FLOOR IT!

Where the hell are these guys going?

Beats me. Better not be one of those three-hour tours you hear about on Nick@Nite.

[chuckling] Yeah.

Sounds to me like someone's afraid he might not measure up.

Oh, that's ridiculous, man! My resemblance to Dillinger inspired me to pursue this career!

[smiling mischievously] What, his scrawny ass?

Okay, fine! If it'll shut you up, let's just go!

I'd been meaning to ask you: How'd that flesh wound of yours heal up?

I'm as good as new.

Really? Ooh... [He takes a look between Fujiko's breasts] I'll just...

Lupin!

Whoooooa! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, noooooooo!

Hey, we've done all we can for the guy.

He's on this own this time.

Whoa, what's that? [Lupin speeds uncontrollably in his direction] Hey, wait a minute!

I can't stop!

It's Lupin! [He decides it's a good idea to run back in the other direction] Hey! Whoa!

Pops! Wait! Please help me!

Hey! Get away from me! [Zenigata runs down a hill shoulder with Lupin bouncing close behind] Get away from me! What are you doing? Let go of me!

Help! Help!

Hey, Goemon.

Yes? What? Well?

It's Fujiko. She wants to talk to Lupin.

Uh-oh.

I know. I'm afraid just hearing her voice. It's gonna be enough to make him jump out the window or something.

BANZAI!

You know?

Okay, so who've you ticked off?

No one.

[to Lupin] He's got a point. I mean, you're the annoying one on this team.

[bursting into Lupin's room] Hey, Lupin, we've got a problem. [To his dismay, he finds the young man snoring away in bed] Oh, man. Look at him. [He opens the curtains, then shakes Lupin gently on the shoulder] Hey, buddy, get out of bed. It's lunchtime. [Lupin sleeps blissfully on] Wouldn't you know it? Dead to the world. I swear to God, this guy could sleep through World War friggin' Three. Sorry, man, but I'm afraid you leave no alternative. Gotta bring out the heavy artillery. Hey, Fujiko! Put on some clothes!

Huh?! Where?! Tell me! Come on!

[throwing the cover off] She's not here, Lupin.

What the-? Hey! That's low! I'll get you. Just you wait.

Hey, hey Romeo. We only got till tomorrow at noontime.

Thanks, mom. Don't wait up for me now. I can let myself in.

Crap! [He checks his watch] Huh? How the hell did I sleep so late? Damn it. Some kind of a lookout. I must be getting old, or something. [He hears Lupin's laughter behind him] Lupin! Listen, man. I have no idea know how this happened. I mean, one minute, I'm scoping out the plaza down there, and the next thing I know...

[calming him down] It's okay. Ratboy's been working for us all night.

What? The rat? Working for us?

Yeah, and he's not half bad, either. I mean, you know, for a super-annoying, ugly little pimple-beaked freakazoid. So, that crate pretty comfortable?

Uh, Lupin?

Yeah?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Land shark!

[pinkies cuffed] Hey, Jigen, wait! Give me a hand here!

Damn, how the hell did that happen?

Look, handle yourself. I'd better go.

Hey! Get back here! [He goes over to Zenigata and fishes for a keyring. He finds to his disappointment that there are lots of keys]

This is bad for our reputation. I mean, if anything, she kidnapped us!

Well if you ask me, I'm not sure that's much better for our reputation.