Jigen quotes from Lupin III

He's a guy, Lupin, and you're a guy! And if you were that kind of guy, well, you could have friggin' told somebody!

So, did you have the beef or the fish? That's what you get for being the inside man.

Speaking of accuracy, I noticed something about that gun that Beauty was waving around yesterday. It's got a venturi built on it, and that's used for cooling the barrel so that the heat won't affect your aim. It's state of the art. Your Walther P-38 was originally manufactured all the way back in the 1930s. All I'm saying is, Beauty's got a .44 Colt A. Python that was made only a few years ago, and that's the difference. You do the math, Lupin.

Pops. I... We tried. I'm sorry. Anyway, Lupin's alive. Look, if you wanna get those bastards, hop in. [Zenigata gets in, and glances for a moment at Fujiko, who is bound and gagged in the back seat] If you're a little surprised to see Fujiko here, we'll fill you in.

All this co-piloting's kinda exhausting. Think I'll take me a little nap. You can wake me up when we get to heaven. And if we end up in the other place, just let me sleep.

You're not acting like a man, you're acting like a little kid who's seen too many cornball chick flicks!

Great. Friggin' chlorine's gonna bleach my hat.

[at Angelica's grave] All my skills, and I couldn't save ya. I'll have to live with that, but I doubt I'll come to any kinda peace with it. Pray for me.

Huh. "Dr. Pot's Patented Automatic Nose Blower. To activate, just hold in front of face." [A tiny hand comes up out of the box] Hey, get a load of this. It's cute. [The hand picks up a tissue and pinches Jigen hard on the nose] Oww! Ahh! Gahh! Damn it! [He pulls the box to try and get the thing off]

That's a wrap.

Hey, why don't you go out for a walk? Huh? [Lupin ignores him] I guess not.

No matter what kind of art it may be, I don't appreciate it.

Meow, I said! [He puts the shavings underneath a basket as a trap] Can I really catch it this way? [He goes to hide behind a chimney and waits. Some time later, Jigen dozes off]

What now, Lupin? Your body will be taken to prison.

I still say that broad is nothing but trouble, but God damn it, has she got great tits or what?