[thinking Lupin had died] He was a lady-killer, spineless, irritating, but to die like this...
[a stone is hurled at his head. Lupin emerges from one of the corner pockets]
[indignantly] Who's a spineless irritating lady-killer?!
A character in Lupin III
Lupin
Lupin III · 568 quotes
Most-quoted character in Lupin III: in 333 of its 568 quotes
Most scenes with: Jigen (119), Zenigata (60), Fujiko (58)
[thinking Lupin had died] He was a lady-killer, spineless, irritating, but to die like this...
[a stone is hurled at his head. Lupin emerges from one of the corner pockets]
[indignantly] Who's a spineless irritating lady-killer?!
Damn, the water's coming in. Go-Goemon... GOEMON!! [The stone behind Lupin and Jigen is sliced and they fall out backwards] Goemon, are you dead, too?
That would be troublesome.
I'm mad that you used my name at your will.
You're angry...
[She bawls]
[nervous] Granny... Listen, granny... [He moves over to console her] I'll forgive you. But please, don't do it again. Please.
[She looks up at him with a glare]
Lupin!
What kind of a look is that?
[The gang stand on each other's shoulders so that their lunatic friend can reach a diaper on a laundry line]
When I find that old lady, I'll show her who's boss.
[standing on Jigen's shoulders] I came to Broadway for this?
[standing on Goemon's shoulders] The four of us had to be mobilized for that?
[standing on Fujiko's shoulders] Just a bit more... there... just a bit more...
[He manages to grab the trivial thing]
That old bag is trying to make the article more interesting. She siphoned the gas out of the tank. We're out of gas!
[laughing lightly and pushing his fedora further down his face] That old biddy. I'm beginning to like her.
I really ought to go there myself, but Pops is hot on my tail right now.
Grrr... Woof!
[disguised as a pilot] We're carrying too many people. One person has to get off or we're going to crash.
[fighting a thumb war with Zenigata] That's what he says. What are you going to do, Pops? I don't want to get off.
[also fighting the thumb war] I don't want to get off here either.
[seeing Mr. Steel as Lupin grope a woman in the park] He's really trying to act like Lupin, isn't he?
I'm not as bad as that.
[Mr. Steel in Lupin's body tries to chat up a disguised Zenigata]
His taste is as bad as yours.
Don't be silly. I wouldn't try and pick up Old Man Zenigata if I was offered.
[as Zenigata, in the dying Mr. Steel's body, chases his own body, Lupin drives past in the Mercedes]
Pops! Work harder, will you?
L-Lupin!
[Lupin accelerates, and so does Mr. Steel]
Wait!
[Gradually he slows to a walk and finally collapses, dropping his handcuffs. It's curtains for Zenigata... probably]
Look at Pops bragging up there.
Go ahead and let him.
That fish could beat Jaws.
I oughta turn 'im into a canned salmon.
Pops, where's your parachute?
I don't need it to arrest you!
Let go, Pops!
No way in hell!
[They float down past Red Arrow, who kicks Zenigata, sending him falling into the water, taking Lupin's pants with him]
You've done it, Lupin!
Yes, but he eats like a horse, pardon the expression.
[Lupin prepares to exchange the detonator for Fujiko]
One...
Two...
[Fujiko reveals herself to be Zenigata in disguise]
Three!
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