Lupin quotes from Lupin III

You know, if this was good enough to con a couple of cons like that, we just might win an Academy Award.

Uh-huh. I could be Geffen, and you Katzenberg. But right now, I'd suggest that we check on our little Robert Downey Jr.

This I gotta see. How much of that stuff did you slip in?

[with a wicked chuckle] Enough. Yes, and he'll have absolutely no memory of anything that's happened.

Yeah, or of anything that didn't happen either.

[laughing] Exactly!

It's been fun... 'til now.

Damn it! Can't a guy kill himself in peace?!?

Sorry, Lupin, but I just can't let you do this.

It's midnight, right on the dot!

Lupin, sorry I have to do this. We'll be together soon.

No, wait! It's a... It's a...

[relieved] I knew I was right. You're not a killer. In fact, you're even allergic to death.

[disguised as Dr. Normil] Aha! There he is! Look!

Give me those. [He snatches the binoculars, nearly accidentally strangling Lupin, who still has the binoculars cord around his neck]

Okay, Goemon. You take his right leg, I'll take his left one.

Ooh! Ooh! Hey! Guys! Easy! Ow! Ooh! Uh! Ooh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

We did everything we could. You know that, Jigen.

Yeah, I know, I know.

Poor Lupin.

[from the bathroom] Oh! Atlantic Ocean!

What happened? Are you all right?

Yeah. I'm fine. [He presents the bomb Lawrence made him swallow] But that horse laxative almost did me in.

What? But, hey! What about all the money?

Hey, I wasn't exactly in a strong bargaining position or anything.

Yeah, but, couldn't you... You know...

What, take on the whole group of them in alphabetical order?

Well, it's not like it'd be the first time or anything.

This is great. I mean, this is the ultimate mother of all birthday presents. Can you imagine her reaction when she opens it up? "You're giving me the Black Panther? Oh, Lupin, I love you! Come over here, I want to be your little pussycat!" [He makes kissing sounds near Goemon]

First, I'm not a prop for your sexual fantasies. Secondly... [He pushes Lupin away] You don't have it yet.

It sounds like they're getting ready to hit the road. Yeah, you called it, Lupin.

I still can't figure it, though. This guy's nuts. At least with Pops, it's all, you know, pretty damn... predictable.

[suddenly appearing at the window] Well, well!

Usually, anyway!

All of you, out of the car now!

Well, what can one say to a gracious invitation like that except... Bleh! FLOOR IT!

Where the hell are these guys going?

Beats me. Better not be one of those three-hour tours you hear about on Nick@Nite.

[chuckling] Yeah.

Sounds to me like someone's afraid he might not measure up.

Oh, that's ridiculous, man! My resemblance to Dillinger inspired me to pursue this career!

[smiling mischievously] What, his scrawny ass?

Okay, fine! If it'll shut you up, let's just go!

Can't you read? This is a restricted area. Women only. Where's your registration tag?

[leering] Gee, I forget. I guess you'll just have to frisk me.

That's no way to charm a lady!

Oh, like I'm gonna take lessons from you!

I'd been meaning to ask you: How'd that flesh wound of yours heal up?

I'm as good as new.

Really? Ooh... [He takes a look between Fujiko's breasts] I'll just...

Lupin!

Whoooooa! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, noooooooo!

Hey, we've done all we can for the guy.

He's on this own this time.

Whoa, what's that? [Lupin speeds uncontrollably in his direction] Hey, wait a minute!

I can't stop!

It's Lupin! [He decides it's a good idea to run back in the other direction] Hey! Whoa!

Pops! Wait! Please help me!

Hey! Get away from me! [Zenigata runs down a hill shoulder with Lupin bouncing close behind] Get away from me! What are you doing? Let go of me!

Help! Help!

Hey, Goemon.

Yes? What? Well?

It's Fujiko. She wants to talk to Lupin.

Uh-oh.

I know. I'm afraid just hearing her voice. It's gonna be enough to make him jump out the window or something.

BANZAI!

You know?

Now here's a map, whether you believe it or not. I think it's in some kind of code.

That looks like... hieroglyphics!

What the...? [She tenderly touches Lupin's chin as he trembles] You know, I don't understand what you're saying to me, Lupin, and that really ticks me off.

It's the curse of King Tut. I already did that one!

But it's kind of cute, you know?