[referring to the victim] Okay, Ella, what do we have?
BlueBallz.
You, too?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Maze walks in on Linda and Amenadiel tending to an incessantly crying Charlie.]
[to Linda] You missed our coffee date.
Oh, my gosh, Maze. Is it morning? I'm so sorry. We've been up all night. You're welcome to stay, but it's kind of loud.
Pain and suffering. [chuckles] Music to my ears.
[regarding Chloe's ex-boyfriend] God, I hate that guy. They broke up right before I met Chloe. But I always kind of felt like I was living in his shadow, you know? I don't know if it's the whole 'first love' thing or what. I swear, there's a part of Chloe that will never get over his stupid chiseled face. [off Lucifer's look] Sorry, man.
There's no need to apologize. The detective had a child with you, and I've never felt the slightest bit threatened. But you're right. He does have a stupid face.
Oh, my God, Maze. I know what you're doing, okay? And pretending to be me is stupid. I... I am clearly no role model. I'm just a magnet for losers. [points to the Bad Boy she had been kissing]
BBBad Boy
Bitch [leaves]
See?
Well, I was just you for two full hours, and being genuinely nice like that... literally the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. But maybe you're right, Ella. If all you think you deserve is some loser like that... maybe I should learn from someone else.
[Maze shrugs and departs, leaving Ella to digest that.]
[talking down a gun-wielding suspect] Listen. You let your friends get into your head. You should have just talked to (your wife). I, I get it. [stammering, emotional] I've been there, but you have to tell her how you feel. That sometimes she drives you crazy, that she can be incredibly challenging... and headstrong and frustrating... but also... incredible. And that, despite everything,... you... you just want to be with him. [sighs] Her! Her.
Good morning, Detective.
Good morning.
Are you cold?
Cold? No, why?
Odd. Given that Hell was supposed to freeze over.
[laughs] Right, 'cause I said that I wouldn't have sex with you until Hell... Yes, yes, you think you're very funny.
Oh, I know I'm very funny. [kisses her]
I had two rocks when I was growing up. One sharp, one not. Take the sharp one and try to stab things. Take the dull one and try to make it sharp.
That, um... That explains a lot.
[standing in front of Charlotte Richards' grave] I miss you so much. So damn much, Charlotte. You fought so hard to be a better person. And you made me believe I could be better, too. [sighs] And I'm trying. But I always fall short. And now I've seen something. Something that proves just how important it is to get it right. To be good. [softly whimpers] And the good news is I'm--I'm pretty sure this means that you're in Heaven, just like Amenadiel said. But the bad news is I don't think I'm gonna be joining you. [gets down on his knees sobbing] I'm terrified, Charlotte. F-for me, f-f-for Chloe,... for Trixie! [cries] I need help. I just need help. I need guidance. I need... I need a sign', I need something. Help me. Please. Help me.
[Stepping off an elevator with Chloe, Lucifer spies a little boy riding a Big Wheel down a gaudily-decorated corridor.]
Well, that bodes well.
Because you're vulnerable around me, I sometimes forget how strong you are. How powerful.
Less and less, as you're well aware.
Feeling human, feeling weak, having to rely on other people, it must be so hard, so scary for you.
[scoffs] I suppose what I call powerlessness is what everyone else calls a Tuesday.
How'd you find out (about Lucifer's true nature)?
[slightly agitated] I saw him that night. With Amenadiel and Charlie. I came back and I saw his... his freaky scary-ass red face!
Well, I'm not particularly fond of your face either, Daniel, but you don't see me trying to kill you.
Time wouldn't change the fact that you are a cold-blooded murderer.
PPete
Good point, but you gotta admit, we have a lot in common.
We're nothing alike.
PPete
Eh, I wouldn't be so sure. [pauses] There is darkness in you, Ella. I recognized it the very first moment that we met.
You know (Michael) taps into people's fears. And yeah, I... Yes, I guess a part of me is afraid.
Of what?
Um... Afraid that you don't... feel the same way that I feel about you.
What?
And... the last thing I want to do is push you into saying something you don't want to, but I know you can't lie. So just tell me, is that... why you haven't said it back?
Haven't said what back? [slowly realizes] Oh. I... But Detective, I.... It's... it's complicated.
[sniffs] All right.
No, I-I-I mean,.... Detective, I do, of course I do. It's--
[mildly] Right, right.
No, Dete-- Chloe. I... [works up the nerve] I lo--
[At that instant, time freezes around Chloe before Lucifer can finish.]
Why would you ever trust Michael? He's a liar!
{Maze attacks Lucifer, but he evades her.]
He's only ever been honest with me. You... You hid my mother from me.
How did you--?
{Maze again goes on the offensive, but Lucifer parries her assault.]
I'm sorry, Maze, but I gave Lilith my word.
Which is apparently more important to you than I am!
[Lucifer and Amenadiel reach a standstill in their battle with Michael. Suddenly, a booming voice shouts "That's enough!" and a bright glowing light appears.]
[softly] Dad.
[The glow fades to reveal a man standing on the stairs.]
DGDad/God
Children. You know I hate it when you fight.
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