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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Yes, my first startup was a sex club, actually. Little place called "Eden." Perhaps you've heard of it.

Classic Chloe. Only you would make a point of remembering the exact amount of time you can't remember.

Oh, come on, who doesn't love a sex party? Then again, if you're me, every party's a sex party of sorts.

Oh, gosh, I detest cats. Want an animal to stare at you with contempt? Get a cat. Open a bag of excrement in your house. Cat.

He had a drug problem, right?

Well, only if you consider ingesting millions of dollars of cocaine a problem. I call it a Tuesday. But apparently it's frowned upon.

For the next day or so, I'm going to need you to be unpredictable. Whatever you normally do, just do the opposite.

Too bad. I was totally going to have sex with you today.

Really? [smiles, then realizes] ... Oh. Well played, Detective.

You were gone for a really long time, mom. You might not know your children as well as you think you do.

You may be right. But, at least for now I have you and Lucifer. My brave boys. So, if I'm here on earth two more years or two hours, I will take every moment I can get.

So, you used to be married to an action star, only to divorce him and marry another action star?

JLJamie Lee Adrienne

Yeah, it was the 90s. We did a lot of coke.

We can't control what happens to us only how it affects us and the choices we make.

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