The most evil of people have the most normal names, I've experienced. Beware anyone named Keith.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
We all have demons inside.
My demon tends the bar.
We might not always understand it, but God has a plan.
Yes, I know. But why does everybody always think it's a good plan?
[Lucifer tends to the mortally wounded Father Frank]
It's okay. I'm not afraid of dying.
Well, you should be. It's really boring where you're going.
Hope so. I've had enough excitement for one life.
[desperately] Stop talking like that! You've got more to do here, you've got more people to annoy!
[after Frank's death, Lucifer tries to process it all from his apartment]
You…You cruel, manipulative bastard. Is this all part of Your plan? It's all just a game to You, isn't it? Eh? Well, I know punishment, and he did not deserve that. He followed Your stupid rules and it still wasn't good enough! So what does it take to please You? Break Your rules, and you fall. Follow them, and you still lose! Doesn't matter whether you're a sinner! Doesn't matter whether you're a saint! Nobody can win, so what's the point? What's the bloody point?
Okay, monkey, surprise. You get to eat chocolate cake in bed tonight.
Why?
Does it matter?
Nope.
You don't care who you piss off, do you?
Not in the slightest, no.
Is Lucifer here?
Who are you supposed to be?
I'm Trixie, his friend.
His friends get worse and worse.
I made a friend today.
That's fantastic news. Who?
An eight-year-old girl who wandered into the bar.
Well... that's a start. Perhaps the next one can be of legal drinking age.
I can't believe that I would let myself care for him again. I mean, why? So I get hurt?
Um, no, because you're a kind person who puts the needs of others before your own. It's a horrible irony that my father invented.
I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDB page.
You can't be mad at me forever.
Oh, but I can. It's one of the luxuries of being the Devil.
Oh, God, what have I done?
Don't worry, my father's the forgiving sort. Well, except when it comes to me.
I know some folks who moved to Buenos Aires back in the day.
VDVanessa Dunlear
Oh. Good people?
Nazis. No extradition treaty in Argentina. Just a nasty bunch of miscreants hiding in plain sight. Gosh, they got away with murder.
Only you could turn a tragic death into an excuse to talk about you.
Well, who else would I talk about?
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