Hurley Reyes quotes from Lost

Hurley

I'm one of the Oceanic Six! I'm one of the Oceanic Six!

Hurley

Okay. See, we did crash, but it was on this crazy island. And we waited for rescue, and there wasn't any rescue. And there was a smoke monster, and then there were other people on the island. We called them the Others, and they started attacking us. And we found some hatches, and there was a button you had to push every 108 minutes or... well, I was never really clear on that. But... the Others didn't have anything to do with the hatches. That was the DHARMA Initiative. The Others killed them, and now they're trying to kill us. And then we teamed up with the Others because some worse people were coming on a freighter. Desmond's girlfriend's father sent them to kill us. So we stole their helicopter and we flew it to their freighter, but it blew up. And we couldn't go back to the island because it disappeared, so then we crashed into the ocean, and we floated there for a while until a boat came and picked us up. And by then, there were six of us. That part was true. But the rest of the people... who were on the plane? They're still on that island.

Hurley

So, I was just looking inside the fuselage. It's pretty grim in there. You think we should do something about the, uh...

...b-o-d-y-s?

Michael Dawson

What are you spelling, man? "Bodies"?

Walt Lloyd

B-o-d-i-e-s.

Hurley

How do you know how to do all that?

Sayid

I was a military communications officer.

Hurley

Oh yeah? You ever see battle?

Sayid

I fought in the Gulf War.

Hurley

No way! I got a buddy who fought over there. He was in the Hundred and Fifth Airborne. What were you, Air Force? Army?

Sayid

The Republican Guard.

Hurley

Was it a dinosaur?

Jack

It wasn't a dinosaur.

Hurley

If you didn't see it, how do you know it wasn't a dinosaur?

Jack

Cause dinosaurs are extinct.

Hurley

Oh, yeah, good point.

Jack

[To Sawyer about Locke's hunting] Well if you've gotta better idea?

Sawyer

Better than the three of us wandering into the magic forest to bag a hunk of ham with nothing but little bitty hunting knife? Hell no it's the best idea I ever heard. [Locke reveals his suitcase full of hunting knives.]

Hurley

Who is this guy?

Walt

We should get Mister Locke.

Hurley

Locke's out in the jungle killing stuff.

Hurley

Welcome to the first and... hopefully last Island Open! It's two holes, for now, three par, and no waiting!

Jack

Hurley, you built... a golf course?

Hurley

Rich idiots fly to tropical islands all the time to whack balls around!

Michael

[incredulous] All the stuff we gotta deal with, man... this is what you've been wasting your time on?"

Hurley

Dudes... listen. Our lives suck! Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max! We're lost on an island, running from boars and monsters... freakin' polar bears!

Michael

Polar bears?

Charlie

You didn't hear about the polar bear?

Hurley

We just had a little incident in the valley last night.

Shannon

An incident?

Hurley

Yeah. Claire, the pregnant girl, you know her. She, uh, kinda got attacked.

Shannon

What?

Boone

She's okay?

Hurley

Yeah. She's a little shook up.

Shannon

I am so not moving to the rape caves!

Walt

[After winning backgammon] You owe me twenty thousand dollars!

Hurley

Don't worry, you'll get it.

Sawyer

Looks like ol' Steve drew the short straw.

Hurley

Dude, that was Scott.

Charlie

Hurley, look, I appreciate the help. You don't have to. I killed Ethan, I can bury him.

Hurley

Yeah, 'til he raises from the dead. Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle... screaming, crying... he catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps.

Where are you taking me? You know very well I don't like suprises.

Hurley

Oh, you're going to like this one, Ma. I mean, after everything you've been through...like Grandpa...

Carmen

[Crosses self, says prayer in Spanish]

Hurley

Then at the funeral, Father Aguilar getting struck by lightning. Man, that was a freak storm. And Diego moving back home after Lisa left him for that...waitress.

Carmen

Don't mention that whore to me!

Hurley

Back home I'm worth a hundred and fifty-six million dollars.

Charlie

I bare my soul, and all I get is bloody jokes!

Locke

Why would Kate poison Michael?

Hurley

Well, you know, the whole fugitive thing. [Jack gawks at Hurley] He doesn't know? [Jack shakes his head]. Well how am I supposed to keep straight who knows what around here? I mean, Steve didn't even know about the polar bear.