Carmen Reyes quotes from Lost

Carmen Reyes

Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Where are you taking me? You know very well I don't like suprises.

Hurley

Oh, you're going to like this one, Ma. I mean, after everything you've been through...like Grandpa...

Carmen

[Crosses self, says prayer in Spanish]

Hurley

Then at the funeral, Father Aguilar getting struck by lightning. Man, that was a freak storm. And Diego moving back home after Lisa left him for that...waitress.

Carmen

Don't mention that whore to me!

The only time you move is to lift a drumstick out of the bucket. Every day is the same thing, Hugo: work, TV, chicken. You have to change your life, Hugo. You think someone else will do it for you? Maybe if you pray every day, Jesus Christ will come down from heaven, take two hundred pounds, and bring you a decent woman and a new car. Yes -- Jesus can bring you a new car!

Hurley

Maybe I don't wanna change. Maybe I like my life.

Carmen

Oh! That must be Jesus! [she leaves the room and answers the phone] Hola? Momento. [shouting to Hurley] It is Jesus! He wants to know what color car you want!