[Hurley has laid out a golf course.]
Hurley
Welcome to the first and... hopefully last Island Open! It's two holes, for now, three par, and no waiting!
Jack
Hurley, you built... a golf course?
Hurley
Rich idiots fly to tropical islands all the time to whack balls around!
Michael
[incredulous] All the stuff we gotta deal with, man... this is what you've been wasting your time on?"
Hurley
Dudes... listen. Our lives suck! Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max! We're lost on an island, running from boars and monsters... freakin' polar bears!
Michael
Polar bears?
Charlie
You didn't hear about the polar bear?
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