What are you doing?
Shh I'm like this close to getting the high score on Donkey Kong.
“The Long Con” · Season 2, Episode 13
In this episode: Sawyer Ford (12), Kate Austen (4), Dr. Jack Shephard (3), John Locke (2), James Ford (1), Ana-Lucia Cortez (1)
Hate to interrupt whatever the Hell it is you're doing. What are you doing?
I'm alphabetizing.
Oh, sure. Sun gets attacked in the jungle and you figure it's a good time to start the damn Dewey decimal system. Good thinking!
You even made Locke take a swing at you. Hell, that's like getting Gandhi to beat his kids.
[Sawyer reveals to the survivors that he now has possesion of the guns.]
So how about you listen up...'cause I'm only gonna say this once. You took my stuff. While I was trying to get us help...get us rescued...you found my stash and you took it. Divied it all up. My shaving cream...my batteries...even my beer! And then something else happens, y'all have decided that these two boys here [to Jack and Locke] are going to tell you what to do and when to do it. Well I'm done taking orders. And I don't want my stuff back. Shaving cream don't matter. Batteries don't matter. Only thing that matters now... are guns. And if you want one, you gonna have to come to me to get it. Oh! you wanna torture me don't ya?? [to Sayid]. Show everybody else how civilized you are? Go ahead...but I'll die before I give them back. And then you'll really be screwed, won't ya?
[finding an article]: Alright, 10 Ways To Tell If He's A Sensitive Man.
This ought to be good.
[passes by] Morning.
Morning, John.
Now there's a sensitive man.
Not everyone is like you, Sawyer.
I guess that's why old Jacko and Ana-loo-loo didn't ask me to join their revolution. What, you didn't hear about their little army?
There is a new sheriff in town boys! Y'all best get used to it.
[to Charlie] I'm not good person, Charlie. Never did a good thing in my life.
No it's not. This one's black. Different weave. It's all in the details. And they're wrong.
[to Kate] You couldn't get away. You versus Sun -- hot oil death match -- my money's on you, Sheena.
Thanks for your vote of confidence.
Jack, how well do you know Ana-Lucia? It's just... the Others. I was out there with you. I heard that man say that if we stayed away they would leave us alone. And we've left them alone. So why would they attack us a few days later?
Well if it wasn't them, who was it?
Like I said. How well do you know Ana-Lucia?
Where were you today?
A lot of places.
During the rainstorm?
You think I had something to do with Sun getting grabbed? Now where would you get an idea like that?
CCassidy
A little bit.
Well here's the good news baby. Everyone's scared. And the thing they're scared of most, is missing an opportunity.
[To Cassidy]Remember when you said I was all you ever wanted? Well now you know better.
CPCassidy Phillips
I want you to show me what you do. Show me what you do -- what you really do.
JFJames "Sawyer" Ford
And what do I do?
CPCassidy Phillips
Show me how to con people, Sawyer.
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