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Lopez vs Lopez · Season 1, Episode 3

Mayan Lopez and George Lopez in “Lopez vs Español”

Mayan Lopez

How do you have a 5-star Yelp rating?

George Lopez

If you give Oscar enough Adderall, he can write a lot of reviews. Ah, ¿qué onda, güey?

Mayan Lopez

Are those guys new hires? I don't recognize them.

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