Did you get him, Duck?
That would be a 'no'.
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Did you get him, Duck?
That would be a 'no'.
Well, that's six out of six.
What are we gonna do? Now that he's got my powers, he's practically invincible! We're doomed! DOOMED!
Duck's right. Without our powers, we're useless against him.
Did I mention we're doomed? Doomed, I say.
[Tech's green triangle appears on the screen, then the scene changes to Tech designing some body armor for himself and his teammates, so that they won't be affected by Sypher. Once Tech finishes, he and the other Loonatics are seen wearing said armor. These armored suits are called "Nano-Bionic Powered Battle Armor Exosuits", and are all colored blue.]
Ah, it's good to be back! Come on, everybody! Let's give "numero uno" some time "alone-o."
Loonatics, it's about time you showed up.
It's an honor to meet you, Dr. Chroniker.
Thank you for coming. At long last.
Eh, what's up with that, Doc? How'd you know we'd be here at all?
I've called you every day for the last five days.
Wait a minute. Five days?
I've been resetting each day back to it's beginning.
That explains the Deja Vu.
[They head over to the Time Displacer.]
Your Time Displacer. It works?
Yes. Unfortunately, my grandson Arthur, who now calls himself Time Skip, was irradiated by it one week ago. [Time Skip's backstory on how he got his powers is shown on the screen, then it cuts to him attacking guards in the Weapons Lab earlier in the episode.] It imbued him with the power to faze time, enabling him to leap moments ahead of the rest of us.
That doesn't explain why he stole the Trolbot 9000.
Eh, Arthur's quite a genius himself. He spent years designing a weapon exactly like the Trolbot 9000. [More flashbacks from earlier in the episode are shown, including the reveal of the Trolbot 9000 itself.] When he learned the military developed a bigger, meaner bot, eh, he-he took it hard. He set out to acquire what he believes to be his. [to Duck, sternly] And, that's why I was calling.
[He, Ace and Tech glare at the mallard.]
Alright, alright! Next time, we'll take a message. I'm a superhero, not a secretary.
In order to defeat my grandson, we have to set a time trap.
You can show us what he's gonna do?
Of course. [He shows the three Loonatics the flashback of Time Skip about to freeze them and everyone else and enter the Trolbot to take control.] Observe.
[flashback] Time out, Loonatics!
Now, watch as he freezes time and gets past you and the security, allowing him to enter the Trolbot undetected. Once inside, he's unstoppable.
[sits in the Trolbot's driver's seat in the flashback] Let's take a tour of the city!
[The Trolbot fires a missile to blast a hole in the wall in the flashback to head to Acmetropolis.]
Wait! This looks familiar.
Right. We chased the bot and he beats us.
[video phone rings and Duck answers it] Hello. Make it snappy gramps we're off to save the city!
My name is Dr. Fidel Chroniker and my grandson is totally out of control.
And this is our problem how? We're superheroes, send junior to bed without his video games and let us do our job.
Ha ha! In your face! That's a new high score!
How many times do I have to tell you? What I have created here is a state of the art virtual trainer, not a video game!
[horrified upon realizing who she was] Mallory?! Oh, no!
Methinks this place is empty.
Chill, Duck. Methinks there's somebody thinking louder than any of us. [Her eyes glow pink as her ears perk up.] We're not alone.
It's gotta be her.
Give that dog a bone! Nice to see you again, Tech.
I wish I could say the same.
You get an A for the escape, but a D for the getaway, sister!
Oh, but this isn't about getting away. It's about revenge. Isn't that right, Tech?
Hey! Who stashed a spitball?!
I... am Optimatus.
[His robotic left eye glows red. The screen then fades out ominously and the Season 1 intro sequence takes place.]
[off-screen] They escaped on my watch. I'm doomed!
Eh, don't be so hard on yourself, Duck.
Ace is right, Duck. It's not really your fault, even though it was a major botch and you probably feel even worse because we all know it makes you look even less like the kind of leader that you wanna be.
Gee, Rev, have you ever heard of the phrase, "Who asked you"?
Ah, we'd better tell Zadavia.
[As if on cue, Zadavia's hologram appears.]
I already know.
[nervously] Oh, boy.
How did they escape, Duck?
They were just, uh, kind of, uh, flushed into a hole and just went poof.
You must find them before the situation escalates. [becomes worried] I-I suspect...
Suspect what, Zadavia?
I must go. I will contact you later.
[Her hologram disappears abruptly, leaving Ace suspicious of what she was going to say, but cut off quickly. The scene changes to Zadavia's home underwater, where we find Zadavia herself, in person, worried about her evil brother, Optimatus coming for her. She is revealed to have green eyes.]
I thought I was safe here. I've run out of time. I fear he's coming for me.
Whoops!
Well; look what the wormhole just dragged in!
How does Zadavia put up with you?
Well for one thing, I'm very good at parties!
Thank you Loonatics. You saved me, and the galaxy. You are all heroes... My heroes.
Just for the record, she's talking about me!
I recognize that face anywhere.
Yeah. He looks like that lazy slacker who always shows up late with our pizza.
[to Duck] I know you. You're the one who never tips!
[Tech's green triangle appears on the screen, then the scene changes to the Loonatics Tower.]
Give us the scoop on this hard hat, Tech.
[contains the Bio-Tech Parasite inside a small dome] Well, to put it simply, it's an extraterrestrial Bio-Tech Symons Parasite that enables the host with thought control levitation powers.
To put it simpler, a thingamajig.
Mmm-hmm. But, pizza guy said he couldn't control his actions.
That's right. Once the "thingamajig" attached, it took over his free will and acted only on his deepest, darkest desires.
[munches on some pizza] And those deep dark desires scored us plenty of free eats for saving pizza guy's boss.
[Slam eats two pizza boxes. Duck looks on in annoyance.]
At least take them out of the box first!
[to Ace] He's lucky you blasted it off when you did, or it would've stuck to him permanently until it decided to leave on its own.
[Just then, Rev appears, zooming in with his eyes glowing red, dusting, polishing and tidying the room for important visitors he invited over.]
A window there. Anybody else run the dishwasher?!
Rev, what's the rush? Dig in.
[gives Lexi a plate and napkin] Sorry. Can't. No time. Gotta clean up. Gotta get organized. [dusts Ace's chest and brushes Tech's teeth] Gotta make HQ ready for visitors, whom I forgot to mention I invited, and are coming out of town, and they will be here any second. [wipes Slam's chin and dusts Duck's pizza, then he hears the doorbell ring, as if on cue.] Which would be this second! [runs off, dropping the duster onto Duck's pizza. He then greets the visitors at the door, which turns out to be his family. His father is named Ralph Runner, his mother is named Harriet Runner, and his brother is named Rip Runner.] Mom! Pop!
There he is! How's that son of mine? It's so good to see you after such a long, long while of not seeing him and now finally seeing him in his new digs.
AHHH! My brain is melting! There's a whole family of them! I'm checking into a hotel!
Uh, folks, I think you need to slow down just a little for their sakes, okay?
That old scrap heap? He's been working on that thing forever.
No sweat, Rev. Spend some time with the family. If any end of the world crisis comes up, we'll give you a buzz.
[Rev's red triangle appears on the screen, then we go to the Robo Amigo factory in the desert.]
Adults don't need a Robo Amigo. Pa should sell it to kids.
[Pats Rip's head] Rip, stop bothering your brother. Can't you see he's doing important work? [Looks to Rev] Now, how's my genius with a wrench doing?
I can make anything fun.
Whoa-yeah!
[Sigh] Well, still a few bugs technically-wise, but marketing-wise how about we sell him to kids instead of adults?
Why th-th-th-th-that's brilliant!
Hey, what am I? Invisible?
Oh, yeah, making toys for rugrats. What are you, a crime fighter or one of Santa's elves?
I Know its taking Up my Time But Helping The Family Business Is So Important to Pa And I'm a Little too Tall to Be an Elf But I promise I'll Be with You Guys Ready to fight evildoers Anywhere Anytime Anyhow!
Hey, don't sweat it, Rev.
Yeah, no biggie.
I'll Never Forget For Being So Understanding. Even Though I Cannot Promise I'll forgive You Cause You'll Never Know When get Whack On the Head and Forget Everything Even Forgetting about forgetting.
Yeah, that's a great story, but we oughta get Handsome here in the cell.
[They leave to take the monster to his prison cell. But, just as Rev was about to follow his teammates, he hears crying from the other side. It's coming from a little girl who is being bullied and terrorized by a malfunctioning Robo-Amigo, who is about to take her plush doll's head off, much to her horror and distraught and to Rev's shock. He rushes to her aid.]
[Little does Rev and the girl know, Robo Amigo is being controlled by a Bio-Tech possessed Rip, as part of his revenge plan.]
I'll bet that concentrating my new powers into Robo Amigo's central processor, I can control all of them at once!
[He laughs evilly. The news about Robo Amigo soon spreads all around Acmetropolis, as well as the Runner residence.]
Ace BunnyCharlie Schlatter · 51 quotes
LLexi36 quotes
RRev23 quotes
ZadaviaCandi Milo · 12 quotes
MassiveMichael Clarke Duncan · 8 quotes
SlamKevin Michael Richardson · 8 quotes
MMastermind7 quotes
MCMallory Casey6 quotes
OptimatusCharlie Adler · 5 quotes
RipMikey Kelley · 5 quotes
DeuceKhary Payton · 4 quotes
Dr. DareSimon Templeman · 3 quotes
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