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Ralph quotes from Loonatics Unleashed

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In 3 of the 119 quotes from Loonatics Unleashed
Most scenes with: Rev (2)

Lines by Ralph 1

Scenes with Ralph 2

[Tech's green triangle appears on the screen, then the scene changes to the Loonatics Tower.]

Give us the scoop on this hard hat, Tech.

TTech

[contains the Bio-Tech Parasite inside a small dome] Well, to put it simply, it's an extraterrestrial Bio-Tech Symons Parasite that enables the host with thought control levitation powers.

To put it simpler, a thingamajig.

Mmm-hmm. But, pizza guy said he couldn't control his actions.

TTech

That's right. Once the "thingamajig" attached, it took over his free will and acted only on his deepest, darkest desires.

[munches on some pizza] And those deep dark desires scored us plenty of free eats for saving pizza guy's boss.

[Slam eats two pizza boxes. Duck looks on in annoyance.]

At least take them out of the box first!

TTech

[to Ace] He's lucky you blasted it off when you did, or it would've stuck to him permanently until it decided to leave on its own.

[Just then, Rev appears, zooming in with his eyes glowing red, dusting, polishing and tidying the room for important visitors he invited over.]

A window there. Anybody else run the dishwasher?!

Rev, what's the rush? Dig in.

[gives Lexi a plate and napkin] Sorry. Can't. No time. Gotta clean up. Gotta get organized. [dusts Ace's chest and brushes Tech's teeth] Gotta make HQ ready for visitors, whom I forgot to mention I invited, and are coming out of town, and they will be here any second. [wipes Slam's chin and dusts Duck's pizza, then he hears the doorbell ring, as if on cue.] Which would be this second! [runs off, dropping the duster onto Duck's pizza. He then greets the visitors at the door, which turns out to be his family. His father is named Ralph Runner, his mother is named Harriet Runner, and his brother is named Rip Runner.] Mom! Pop!

RRalph

There he is! How's that son of mine? It's so good to see you after such a long, long while of not seeing him and now finally seeing him in his new digs.

AHHH! My brain is melting! There's a whole family of them! I'm checking into a hotel!

Uh, folks, I think you need to slow down just a little for their sakes, okay?

That old scrap heap? He's been working on that thing forever.

No sweat, Rev. Spend some time with the family. If any end of the world crisis comes up, we'll give you a buzz.

[Rev's red triangle appears on the screen, then we go to the Robo Amigo factory in the desert.]

RRRip Runner

Adults don't need a Robo Amigo. Pa should sell it to kids.

RRRalph Runner

[Pats Rip's head] Rip, stop bothering your brother. Can't you see he's doing important work? [Looks to Rev] Now, how's my genius with a wrench doing?

RRobo

I can make anything fun.

RRalph

Whoa-yeah!

[Sigh] Well, still a few bugs technically-wise, but marketing-wise how about we sell him to kids instead of adults?

RRalph

Why th-th-th-th-that's brilliant!

Hey, what am I? Invisible?

RRalph

It doesn't feel right, him being here. Even if he's a vegetarian.

Well, he just wants to learn from the best. Right, Tech? [awkward laugh]

TTech

That's right. [sly look] And the best is definitely in the room.

RRalph

[smug look] Well, I'm glad to see a coyote who knows he's limitations.

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