Slam quotes from Loonatics Unleashed

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WOWoman on the phone

I'll check on your order, sir. Please hold.

[Duck jumps off his seat on the couch and lands in front of Slam.]

Just trying to jazz things up a bit. Give the costume a little flare, stand up more in front of the boss lady.

Slam

Uh-huh.

[He eats the last watermelon and grins at Duck.]

Like you care.

[We cut to Ace and Lexi walking up to Tech, who is practicing meditation, having been taught by the former on how to do it.]

He's so into the meditating thing.

Ever since I showed him how to do it, nothin' disturbs 'im.

Hello? Hello? [types phone numbers on his phone trying to get a cell signal] This is ridiculous! It's the 28th century. We've got jetpacks, hovercrafts, computer-synchronized Latte makers, but I still can't get a good cell signal on the 134th floor!

[Suddenly, Duck's phone rings. The annoying ringtone disturbs Tech's concentration as his eyes pop open in surprise. Ace and Lexi look on with smug smirks on their faces.]

TTech

[annoyed] Duck, shut that ringer off.

At least the ringer works. The rest of it's junk.

TTech

Have some respect. I'm clearing my mind, here.

[scoffs] Hmph, please. You need a hazmat team to clear the junk out of your head, Tech. [His phone rings again.] Hello? Hello? [grunts in frustration] I've had it! No more technology for me! From now on, I do everything the old-fashioned way.

Yeah, right. No phone? No EMP-3 Music Blaster 5000?

And no high-tech weapons?

Who needs 'em? My bare hands are lethal weapons.

TTech

You couldn't go one low-tech week without high-tech stuff.

Oh-ho-ho, really? Well, I'm not you, Mr. Techno Geek!

[Tech stands up, towering over Duck.]

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Slam

Hubba-hubba! *whistles*

She's not that pretty!

Nahh. He's right; she's hot.

Keep your eyeballs in your head! (out of jealousy)

Zadavia

Attractive or not, she's bad to the bone, and you have to figure out what she's up to. Good luck, Loonatics. Zadavia out.

[Her hologram disappears.]

Alrighty, gang. Let's jet!

[Ace's yellow triangle appears, then the scene changes to the Loonatics heading to the scene of Black Velvet's attack.]

Umm, Ace? Aren't we going the wrong way? The spaceport is east.

Yeah, but we're going to where the action is. Check out the skyline, just like it was before the first attack.

TTech

That's right over the AcmeTech University.

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So, what were those things?

Reminds me of some of the guys who keep calling you - except the rocks have more personality! Haha! [gets Brain-Blasted by an annoyed Lexi] Yike! Watch the feathers!

Those rock guys are the security guards, which means we must be close to Dare's lair.

[Suddenly, they hear Dare's voice as the underground cave shakes all around them as more buildings come in upside down by sinking underground.]

[off-screen] You're not close. You're here. Just in time to see the power of the Jade Serpent turn Acmetropolis upside down!

[through his communicator to Tech] Tech, what's goin' on?

TTech

I told you he was a crack-bot! Let's get goin'!

[Green rays of light shine below them as the ground begins to crack and give away as Dare appears sitting on a rock throne.]

I hope you've enjoyed your little visit down here, because it's now your permanent residence! In fact, soon all of Acmetropolis will reside underground, and I will live in peace on the surface!

Are you kidding me, Doc?! That's the most ridiculous idea I've ever heard!

You won't be laughing when you're buried in stone, Bunny!

[With a grunt, he fires a green ray from his scepter at Ace and the Loonatics, causing the cave to collapse.]

Take cover!

[He and his teammates rush back into the Mobile Magma Mover as rocks come raining down.]

Sayonara, Loonatics!

[He laughs maniacally as he escapes while the Mobile Magma Mover is buried along with the Loonatics inside a big pile of rocks. After a few moments, Slam bursts out of the rockpile using his tornado powers and clears away the rest of the rocks, freeing his teammates and the Magma Mover.]

Nice work there, Slam.

Slam

Thank you!

We gotta get up to Acmetropolis before-

Zadavia

[hologram appears on the radar screen] Before there is no Acmetropolis. [takes off her hood] Dr. Dare's continuing to turn the world inside out. You must hurry. If you do not do something quickly, this madman will bury us all!

[The screen shows more buildings being sunk underground and replaced with mountains as people run for their lives. The screen then statics back.]

Let's get this Mover movin' before we lose power, too!

[Tech powers up the Magma Mover again to pursue Dare back up to Acmetropolis. They then reach the surface.]

Nice drivin', Tech! Looks like we're... [To his and everyone else's shock and horror, they see nothing but mountains and depressed people.] a little late.

It's Acmetropolis!

Talk about an extreme makeover.

TTech

[sees the green glow from Dare's fortress] Dare's using the Jade Serpent to turn our world inside out. So, we've gotta use that gem to reverse it!

[The Loonatics drive their dirt buggies up to Dare's tower. Rev overtakes them with his super-speed and reaches the summit first.]

I couldn't've said it better myself!

Excuse me. Coming through.

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[regenerates himself using Tech's powers while having heard everything Duck said, angrily] So, you're the one! I always suspected it might be you, but, how could I just come out and accuse you without any proof? [angrily points at Duck] Man, it's been bugging me for months! I don't know why I'm surprised, really. Duck, if I had to pick one teammate who would stoop so low-!

[glaring at Rev, annoyed] I liked you better when you were a smoldering husk.

Who's got Slam's power?

Oh, hey! That'd be me!

Zadavia

Oh, I did forget one thing. Duck, we need to talk. Alone. Now.

Slam

[laughs] Busted.

[glares at Slam then looks back fearfully at Zadavia, groans meekly] Help.

[The final scene of the episode is a shot of the Loonatics' headquarters while zooming out to show the rest of Acmetropolis below the tower as the episode ends and the staff credits and the Warner Bros. Animation logo roll.]

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That's it? Mastermind's locker combination?

TTech

Yeah! We shared one in college. It's a long story.

Slam

Ewwww!

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Optimatus

We must use this power to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations... and then, conquer them all!

[About Ace's apparent death] He was the best leader. There's nothing left...

Hey, who you calling nothin'?

[Hugs him] Ace! We thought we'd lost you!

Hey, careful! You'll wrinkle the space suit!

[Hits him] You scared us! We thought-

Slam

You go "kaboom"!

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Oh, yeah, making toys for rugrats. What are you, a crime fighter or one of Santa's elves?

I Know its taking Up my Time But Helping The Family Business Is So Important to Pa And I'm a Little too Tall to Be an Elf But I promise I'll Be with You Guys Ready to fight evildoers Anywhere Anytime Anyhow!

Hey, don't sweat it, Rev.

Slam

Yeah, no biggie.

I'll Never Forget For Being So Understanding. Even Though I Cannot Promise I'll forgive You Cause You'll Never Know When get Whack On the Head and Forget Everything Even Forgetting about forgetting.