Ace Bunny quotes from Loonatics Unleashed

Ace

Hey, craniac, ever get premonitions? Cause here comes a psychic flash!

Ace

Didn't know it was time for a hare cut!

Ace

Time to armor up, crime fighters. Evil waits for no one. [Next scene, we find him and his teammates in their Nano-Bionic Armor Exosuits, which have been recolored once again, for the second time. The color has been changed from red to black, just like their normal uniforms.] Zadavia, with Tech and Rev back at HQ, you'd better hang here and monitor the communications.

Ace Bunny

Boy, are you guys lost! [Gunnar then lands in front of him and his teammates.] What's up, Doc?

I am Gunnar!

Ace Bunny

Gunnar what? Go to a Viking convention at the civic center?

No, we're here to take over your world!

Ace Bunny

Y'know, you frosted flakes might as well go back where ya came from, because this is a "No invasion" zone!

We will conquer your world by any means necessary!

Ace Bunny

No, you won't!

Yes, we will!

Ace Bunny

No, you won't!

Yes, we will!

Ace Bunny

Yes, you will!

No, we won't conquer your world!

Ace Bunny

Have it your way.

Ooh, I will enjoy crushing you, rabbit!

Ace Bunny

Oh yeah, like that's ever going to happen.

Ace Bunny

I can keep this up all day.

Taste my cold steel! [powers up his sword and laughs evilly] Time to chill out, Bunny! [shoots an ice beam at Ace]

Ace Bunny

[activates his Laser Vision to block Gunnar's attack] I don't think so!

[calling out to the other Vikings] Hammers of Frost!

Ace!

Their weapons seem to be charged with a subzero hypothermal liquid solidification energy that when fire can freeze--!

Ace Bunny

Yeah, I got that part figured out.

DareDevil Duck thanks you. [salutes Lexi before flying away]

Pick a name already, would ya?!

How long are we gonna let them keep using us for target practice?

Ace Bunny

Until they run out of spit rods, which is right... [the Vikings' dragon head part of their ship runs out of ammo and stops shooting by the time Ace says that.] ...now! Let the fun begin!

[salutes] Aye-aye, skipper!

Ace Bunny

Loonatics, unite!

[laughs evilly] Look at the cowards run! With them gone, no one can stop us.

Would you look at that thing? It's gotta be the biggest iceberg I've ever seen! And believe me, I've seen some doozies before! Do you think we should've put more juice in the blasters? Not that I'm doubting your expertise, Tech. But that is one gigantic -

Ace Bunny

Rev, watch where you're talking!

Ace

Smacked down by a fuzzball? You realize of course, this means war! [leaps out of the wall and his eyes glow yellow again] Hit it, Loonatics!

[grabs Ace's arm] Wait!

Ace

Hey, what gives?

That's Zozo. Be gentle with her. She's had a rough day.

Ace

You had to bring the fuzz.

Uh, there's a party going on in your backpack, Duck.

Oh, I never go out into the field with some chocolate ab-inducer bars. They must be pretty hungry.

Sounds like someone's mommy didn't give them enough chockies when they were wittle!

[entertained but also disgruntled] Oh, you're just as naive as the Acmetropolis Science Council. Imagine, firing me because they deemed my experiments too "dangerous". They never appreciated me, all my genius, my...

[interrupts] Insanity, craziness? Am I getting close?

[unfazed] Hardly. I decided Acmetropolis needed to see first hand what I am capable of. [His flashback to the meteor hitting Acmetropolis is shown as he begins to tell his story.] When the meteor hit Earth, the impact opened all kinds of fissures.

[off-screen] Including the ones in your brain, Mr. Zane?

[continues his story as the Fuz-Z's appear in the flashback.] I discovered these delightful creatures. [His flashback self picks up a Fuz-Z.] Their biology was perfect for the experiments I had in mind: experiments that led to the Fuz-Z. [He feeds a Fuz-Z some chocolate in his lab in the flashback, which mutates it. He activates a pulse from his electric leash to put the Mutated Fuz-Z under his control. The flashback ends as he finishes his story.] So cute and cuddly, until they have a bit of chocolate. Then, the only way to stop them is with this.

Care to demonstrate?

No. They need their protein.

Ace

See? Too much chocolate will make ya sick.

I'll check on your order, sir. Please hold.

Just trying to jazz things up a bit. Give the costume a little flare, stand up more in front of the boss lady.

Slam

Uh-huh.

Like you care.

He's so into the meditating thing.

Ace

Ever since I showed him how to do it, nothin' disturbs 'im.

Hello? Hello? [types phone numbers on his phone trying to get a cell signal] This is ridiculous! It's the 28th century. We've got jetpacks, hovercrafts, computer-synchronized Latte makers, but I still can't get a good cell signal on the 134th floor!

[annoyed] Duck, shut that ringer off.

At least the ringer works. The rest of it's junk.

Have some respect. I'm clearing my mind, here.

[scoffs] Hmph, please. You need a hazmat team to clear the junk out of your head, Tech. [His phone rings again.] Hello? Hello? [grunts in frustration] I've had it! No more technology for me! From now on, I do everything the old-fashioned way.

Yeah, right. No phone? No EMP-3 Music Blaster 5000?

Ace

And no high-tech weapons?

Who needs 'em? My bare hands are lethal weapons.

You couldn't go one low-tech week without high-tech stuff.

Oh-ho-ho, really? Well, I'm not you, Mr. Techno Geek!

Slam

Hubba-hubba! *whistles*

She's not that pretty!

Ace

Nahh. He's right; she's hot.

Keep your eyeballs in your head! (out of jealousy)

Zadavia

Attractive or not, she's bad to the bone, and you have to figure out what she's up to. Good luck, Loonatics. Zadavia out.

Ace

Alrighty, gang. Let's jet!

Umm, Ace? Aren't we going the wrong way? The spaceport is east.

Ace

Yeah, but we're going to where the action is. Check out the skyline, just like it was before the first attack.

That's right over the AcmeTech University.

See what happens when you rely on technology? Utter chaos! I am so going to win this bet!

Zadavia

Duck, pay attention!

Yes'm.

Zadavia

I'm uploading security footage now.

Ace

Get us a closer shot of those raiders, Tech.

Done. [sees Black Velvet] Hmm, most fascinating.

Wait! I can wake him!

[grunts] Aarrgh! That annoying phone!

Ace

I need a little help here, Tech!

Activating Night Vision.

Ha! Too little, too late! [She steps in front of the Shroud Caster's controls.] Darkness was my curse. Now, it will be yours, Loonatics.

A bet’s a bet.

Zadavia

Good work, Loonatics.

You know, you're all despicable!

My Port-a-Lab! Destroyed! No! [crying] It never hurt anyone!

Ace

Wow, he really needs to get out more.

Ace

Nice lighting rod Tech. That's defenetly going to earn you some vacation time.

Can I take it right now?

Ace

Let me think about it. Yes, no, yes, no, yes, NO!

All the elements are in my command. I don't need to report the story. I am the story. [cackles, to cameraman] Make sure you get this. It'll make everyone forget about Misty Breeze!

Forget about Misty Breeze? Well, I'd sort of forget, uh, well, What's-Her-Name, here. [referring to Lexi, who gasps, offended by this remark.]

Time for you to be gone with the wind!

Look, mommy, I'm on TV.

Ace

You're on, Slam!

Ace! Help!

Ace

[rescues Lexi] Gotcha!

[grunts as she lands] Thanks!

Not gonna miss! NOOOOOOOO-HO-HO-HO!!!

Ace

I was gonna get you next.

[winks at Rev] I got impatient.

They defeated my clouds, my lightning, my tornado! But can they defeat all of them at once?! I release all the forces of the elements upon you, Acmetropolis! [fires lightning bolts at a tall buliding and a train track, stopping a train with a passenger coach dangling dangerously over the edge.] Bring me Misty Breeze or start building an ark!

Ace

Move it, Loonatics!