Dr. Dare quotes from Loonatics Unleashed

So, what were those things?

Reminds me of some of the guys who keep calling you - except the rocks have more personality! Haha! [gets Brain-Blasted by an annoyed Lexi] Yike! Watch the feathers!

Those rock guys are the security guards, which means we must be close to Dare's lair.

[Suddenly, they hear Dare's voice as the underground cave shakes all around them as more buildings come in upside down by sinking underground.]

Dr. Dare

[off-screen] You're not close. You're here. Just in time to see the power of the Jade Serpent turn Acmetropolis upside down!

[through his communicator to Tech] Tech, what's goin' on?

TTech

I told you he was a crack-bot! Let's get goin'!

[Green rays of light shine below them as the ground begins to crack and give away as Dare appears sitting on a rock throne.]

Dr. Dare

I hope you've enjoyed your little visit down here, because it's now your permanent residence! In fact, soon all of Acmetropolis will reside underground, and I will live in peace on the surface!

Are you kidding me, Doc?! That's the most ridiculous idea I've ever heard!

Dr. Dare

You won't be laughing when you're buried in stone, Bunny!

[With a grunt, he fires a green ray from his scepter at Ace and the Loonatics, causing the cave to collapse.]

Take cover!

[He and his teammates rush back into the Mobile Magma Mover as rocks come raining down.]

Dr. Dare

Sayonara, Loonatics!

[He laughs maniacally as he escapes while the Mobile Magma Mover is buried along with the Loonatics inside a big pile of rocks. After a few moments, Slam bursts out of the rockpile using his tornado powers and clears away the rest of the rocks, freeing his teammates and the Magma Mover.]

Nice work there, Slam.

Slam

Thank you!

We gotta get up to Acmetropolis before-

Zadavia

[hologram appears on the radar screen] Before there is no Acmetropolis. [takes off her hood] Dr. Dare's continuing to turn the world inside out. You must hurry. If you do not do something quickly, this madman will bury us all!

[The screen shows more buildings being sunk underground and replaced with mountains as people run for their lives. The screen then statics back.]

Let's get this Mover movin' before we lose power, too!

[Tech powers up the Magma Mover again to pursue Dare back up to Acmetropolis. They then reach the surface.]

Nice drivin', Tech! Looks like we're... [To his and everyone else's shock and horror, they see nothing but mountains and depressed people.] a little late.

It's Acmetropolis!

Talk about an extreme makeover.

TTech

[sees the green glow from Dare's fortress] Dare's using the Jade Serpent to turn our world inside out. So, we've gotta use that gem to reverse it!

[The Loonatics drive their dirt buggies up to Dare's tower. Rev overtakes them with his super-speed and reaches the summit first.]

I couldn't've said it better myself!

RRev

Excuse me. Coming through.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Dr. Dare

The Loonapests! I thought I buried all of you down below.

Haven't you heard? Down is the new up!

Yeah, we would've called first, but you were unlisted.

And now, we're gonna stop your insidious plan, stone cold!

Dr. Dare

[chuckles] Stones are my domain, Duck. [waves his hand over some gem stones, which turn green.] But, there's no reason you all can't join my little rock group.

[The Jade Serpent powers up around the Loonatics as the power of the crystal made it's way around their bodies to slowly turn them into stone.]

Hey! What's with the rock candy?

Dr. Dare

You'll become my own personal statues. A commemorative of what once was! Not that I'm paying tribute to you.

TTech

Ace, if we don't shut down that machine now, the entire planet is gonna-!

[Before he could finish, the glowing energy clams his mouth shut. Ace, seeing the angle surfaces on the rock from above, use his Laser Vision to bounce off of them and into the Jade Serpent to free him and his teammates, much to Dare's horror.]

Dr. Dare

My lovely Jade Crystal! No!! [The heroes are freed, forcing the mad scientist to retreat.] You'll never catch me!

Hit it, Ace! Maneuver 29! [Ace launches her at Dare.] Okay, Dare! Let me help you crawl back under the rock where you came from!

[She kicks him backwards off his throne platform and lands in front of Ace, who's eyes glow yellow and takes out his sword. The two then engage in a swordfight. Dare kicks Ace backwards, then the rabbit charges back at him over some green anime-style speed lines and strikes him back, knocking him flat on his back. He then gets up again.]

Dr. Dare

Power of the Crystal, be mine!

TTech

[while he tries to start the digging machine again] Come on! Ugh, fine. [he then gets fried, turns to dust and then revives himself with his healing powers] There has got to be an easier way to be a hero.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Dr. Dare

[holds his scepter up with both hands] At last! I'm free!

Hey, hey! I was quoted out of context.

I'll show you out of context!

[She Brain Blasts Duck in the butt.]

YEOW! Hey! That's no way to treat a national treasure!