Rev quotes from Loonatics Unleashed

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[Weathervane tries to zap the Loonatics with lightning, but Tech gets out a lighting rod, gets zapped by lightning, yelps in pain, and then turns to dust]

Nice lighting rod Tech. That's defenetly going to earn you some vacation time.

[Tech revives himself using his healing powers]

TTech

Can I take it right now?

Let me think about it. Yes, no, yes, no, yes, NO!

WWeathervane

All the elements are in my command. I don't need to report the story. I am the story. [cackles, to cameraman] Make sure you get this. It'll make everyone forget about Misty Breeze!

Forget about Misty Breeze? Well, I'd sort of forget, uh, well, What's-Her-Name, here. [referring to Lexi, who gasps, offended by this remark.]

WWeathervane

Time for you to be gone with the wind!

[She forms a tornado which sucks up the Loonatics. Ace grabs onto a pole to break himself free. Slam gets thrown out of the tornado and crashes into a wall. Duck screams as he Quacks out of the tornado and ends up on a TV screen.]

Look, mommy, I'm on TV.

You're on, Slam!

[Slam starts to spin and battle against the tornado.]

Ace! Help!

[Ace launches a grappling hook to rescue Lexi and pulls her out of the tornado.]

[rescues Lexi] Gotcha!

[grunts as she lands] Thanks!

RRev

Not gonna miss! NOOOOOOOO-HO-HO-HO!!!

[Tech grabs him and launches a grappling hook onto a fountain stone support and pulls himself and Rev out of the tornado.]

I was gonna get you next.

TTech

[winks at Rev] I got impatient.

[They see Slam sucking up the tornado with his own tornado. He completely absorbs the tornado and defeats it. The people cheer for Slam and he puts his fists into the air in celebration. This only angers Weathervane even further.]

WWeathervane

They defeated my clouds, my lightning, my tornado! But can they defeat all of them at once?! I release all the forces of the elements upon you, Acmetropolis! [fires lightning bolts at a tall buliding and a train track, stopping a train with a passenger coach dangling dangerously over the edge.] Bring me Misty Breeze or start building an ark!

Move it, Loonatics!

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So, what were those things?

Reminds me of some of the guys who keep calling you - except the rocks have more personality! Haha! [gets Brain-Blasted by an annoyed Lexi] Yike! Watch the feathers!

Those rock guys are the security guards, which means we must be close to Dare's lair.

[Suddenly, they hear Dare's voice as the underground cave shakes all around them as more buildings come in upside down by sinking underground.]

[off-screen] You're not close. You're here. Just in time to see the power of the Jade Serpent turn Acmetropolis upside down!

[through his communicator to Tech] Tech, what's goin' on?

TTech

I told you he was a crack-bot! Let's get goin'!

[Green rays of light shine below them as the ground begins to crack and give away as Dare appears sitting on a rock throne.]

I hope you've enjoyed your little visit down here, because it's now your permanent residence! In fact, soon all of Acmetropolis will reside underground, and I will live in peace on the surface!

Are you kidding me, Doc?! That's the most ridiculous idea I've ever heard!

You won't be laughing when you're buried in stone, Bunny!

[With a grunt, he fires a green ray from his scepter at Ace and the Loonatics, causing the cave to collapse.]

Take cover!

[He and his teammates rush back into the Mobile Magma Mover as rocks come raining down.]

Sayonara, Loonatics!

[He laughs maniacally as he escapes while the Mobile Magma Mover is buried along with the Loonatics inside a big pile of rocks. After a few moments, Slam bursts out of the rockpile using his tornado powers and clears away the rest of the rocks, freeing his teammates and the Magma Mover.]

Nice work there, Slam.

Slam

Thank you!

We gotta get up to Acmetropolis before-

[hologram appears on the radar screen] Before there is no Acmetropolis. [takes off her hood] Dr. Dare's continuing to turn the world inside out. You must hurry. If you do not do something quickly, this madman will bury us all!

[The screen shows more buildings being sunk underground and replaced with mountains as people run for their lives. The screen then statics back.]

Let's get this Mover movin' before we lose power, too!

[Tech powers up the Magma Mover again to pursue Dare back up to Acmetropolis. They then reach the surface.]

Nice drivin', Tech! Looks like we're... [To his and everyone else's shock and horror, they see nothing but mountains and depressed people.] a little late.

It's Acmetropolis!

Talk about an extreme makeover.

TTech

[sees the green glow from Dare's fortress] Dare's using the Jade Serpent to turn our world inside out. So, we've gotta use that gem to reverse it!

[The Loonatics drive their dirt buggies up to Dare's tower. Rev overtakes them with his super-speed and reaches the summit first.]

I couldn't've said it better myself!

RRev

Excuse me. Coming through.

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TTech

Rev, fetch me my Neutron Cannon!

RRev

You didn't say whether you wanted the Defracting Neutron Cannon, the Ion-Splitting Neutron Cannon, or the one that goes "Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!"

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[During a flashback, Rev delivers a sandwich to his customer]

RRev

Quick Wrap Sandwich Shack! We deliver in 30 minutes or you eat...

CCustomer

For free. My watch says one minute past twelve. Your late!

RRev

Well your watch must be fast because...

CCustomer

[snatches his order out of Rev's hands] Better move faster next time!

RRev

But....but I wont get paid.

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RRev

[thinking] I'm faster now, and I can't fail. [speaking] You don't have to dock my pay, this time, Cookie.

Uh, Rev? Who's Cookie?

RRev

Huh? Who? I mean Ace!

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TTech

[after Rev snatches an explosive from his hands] Rev, get rid of that! It's set to blow!

RRev

You got it! [throws the explosive. It bounces on some cosmic energy and lands in Tech's palms]

TTech

Oh dear. [the explosive blows up Tech making him all crispy]

RRev

[zooms up behind Tech] Whoa, did you see that! It stopped in mid-air! Man, Tech it was that strange cosmic energy! This time it knocked the charges off. How do you explain that? But really Tech, thanks for saving my life.

TTech

[weakly] A pleasure as always.

[Tech heals himself with his healing powers]

Tech, you put the "boom" in "kaboom".

[It is then revealed that the cosmic energy was coming from a large and strange villainous red and black dragon ship where inside, a mysterious half-cyborg faced man with purple and white hair is covered in the aforementioned rainbow cosmic energy all around his body. This villainous man is Zadavia's evil brother, named Optimatus.]

Optimatus

Twice, I have attempted to destroy Acmetropolis. The first time, I misjudged the meteor's effect. [He watches the Loonatics' Space Stream return to Acmetroplis as he angrily bangs his fist onto the screen.] The second attempt was just demolished by those so-called Acme Heroes. But, the third time, the third time will be the charm.

[He clenches his fist and laughs evilly as he flies away from the screen. The episode ends and the credits roll, followed by the Warner Bros. Animation logo.]

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I think it's time we take a trip to the big top. Let's jet.

[His yellow triangle appears, then the scene changes to the Loonatics heading to the Galactic Oddities Space Circus ship.]

RRev

Maybe we'll get free passes to the Interstellar Orbiting Space Circus for doing a good deed for returning an Intergalactic Oddity to its home. Oh, yes! It'll be so cool! I love the circus. There's so much good stuff to eat! Candy and popcorn and delicious taffy. It'll be totally sweet, sweet, sweet!

[The monkey chirps excitedly in her cage, to Duck's annoyance.]

[annoyed] Hey! Zip it, Lizard Lips! This is all your fault!

[Lexi giggles at him. Tech's eyes glow green as he uses his magnetic powers to take the cage away from Duck, then gently sets it down and opens the gate to let the monkey out.]

TTech

You're free to go, little one.

Well look on the bright side; it can't get any worse than this.

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RRev

[regenerates himself using Tech's powers while having heard everything Duck said, angrily] So, you're the one! I always suspected it might be you, but, how could I just come out and accuse you without any proof? [angrily points at Duck] Man, it's been bugging me for months! I don't know why I'm surprised, really. Duck, if I had to pick one teammate who would stoop so low-!

[glaring at Rev, annoyed] I liked you better when you were a smoldering husk.

Who's got Slam's power?

Oh, hey! That'd be me!

Oh, I did forget one thing. Duck, we need to talk. Alone. Now.

Slam

[laughs] Busted.

[glares at Slam then looks back fearfully at Zadavia, groans meekly] Help.

[The final scene of the episode is a shot of the Loonatics' headquarters while zooming out to show the rest of Acmetropolis below the tower as the episode ends and the staff credits and the Warner Bros. Animation logo roll.]

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RRev

Ace, I can't fly, and listen to my voice! It sounds so...

Normal.

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TTech

[after getting blown up] You already reversed the reverse modulator, didn't you?

RRev

Just saving you time. Isn't that what you wanted me to do?

TTech

Hold... That... Thought... [turns to dust]

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[off-screen] They escaped on my watch. I'm doomed!

Eh, don't be so hard on yourself, Duck.

RRev

Ace is right, Duck. It's not really your fault, even though it was a major botch and you probably feel even worse because we all know it makes you look even less like the kind of leader that you wanna be.

Gee, Rev, have you ever heard of the phrase, "Who asked you"?

Ah, we'd better tell Zadavia.

[As if on cue, Zadavia's hologram appears.]

I already know.

[nervously] Oh, boy.

How did they escape, Duck?

They were just, uh, kind of, uh, flushed into a hole and just went poof.

You must find them before the situation escalates. [becomes worried] I-I suspect...

Suspect what, Zadavia?

I must go. I will contact you later.

[Her hologram disappears abruptly, leaving Ace suspicious of what she was going to say, but cut off quickly. The scene changes to Zadavia's home underwater, where we find Zadavia herself, in person, worried about her evil brother, Optimatus coming for her. She is revealed to have green eyes.]

I thought I was safe here. I've run out of time. I fear he's coming for me.

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TTech

According to this, he's Pierre Le Pew, the head of the illegal "Extreme Ultimate Intergalactic Only One Fighter Comes Out Of It Alive Federation".

RRev

[Gasps] Not the E.U.I.O.O.F.C.O.O.I.A.F.!

He probably kidnapped Slam and made him fight! I've heard about those illegal fights. They take place in this floating arena that's constantly moving. It could be anywhere.

TTech

The rumors about those fights are awful. They fight until... Well, until...

RRev

[jumps in] ...the loser kicks the bucket, buys the farm, takes a big dirt nap, meets his maker, cashes in his chips!

[worried] You mean, if Slam doesn't win...

[also worried] He's a goner.

[Both rabbits look at each other in worry for Slam, knowing that he will be killed if he loses. Because of this, the four Loonatics have to head up to the floating wrestling arena to rescue him and Duck before the former dies. The screen fades to black, then fades back into the arena.]

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[Tech's green triangle appears on the screen, then the scene changes to the Loonatics Tower.]

Give us the scoop on this hard hat, Tech.

TTech

[contains the Bio-Tech Parasite inside a small dome] Well, to put it simply, it's an extraterrestrial Bio-Tech Symons Parasite that enables the host with thought control levitation powers.

To put it simpler, a thingamajig.

Mmm-hmm. But, pizza guy said he couldn't control his actions.

TTech

That's right. Once the "thingamajig" attached, it took over his free will and acted only on his deepest, darkest desires.

[munches on some pizza] And those deep dark desires scored us plenty of free eats for saving pizza guy's boss.

[Slam eats two pizza boxes. Duck looks on in annoyance.]

At least take them out of the box first!

TTech

[to Ace] He's lucky you blasted it off when you did, or it would've stuck to him permanently until it decided to leave on its own.

[Just then, Rev appears, zooming in with his eyes glowing red, dusting, polishing and tidying the room for important visitors he invited over.]

RRev

A window there. Anybody else run the dishwasher?!

Rev, what's the rush? Dig in.

RRev

[gives Lexi a plate and napkin] Sorry. Can't. No time. Gotta clean up. Gotta get organized. [dusts Ace's chest and brushes Tech's teeth] Gotta make HQ ready for visitors, whom I forgot to mention I invited, and are coming out of town, and they will be here any second. [wipes Slam's chin and dusts Duck's pizza, then he hears the doorbell ring, as if on cue.] Which would be this second! [runs off, dropping the duster onto Duck's pizza. He then greets the visitors at the door, which turns out to be his family. His father is named Ralph Runner, his mother is named Harriet Runner, and his brother is named Rip Runner.] Mom! Pop!

RRalph

There he is! How's that son of mine? It's so good to see you after such a long, long while of not seeing him and now finally seeing him in his new digs.

AHHH! My brain is melting! There's a whole family of them! I'm checking into a hotel!

RRev

Uh, folks, I think you need to slow down just a little for their sakes, okay?

That old scrap heap? He's been working on that thing forever.