Lexi quotes from Loonatics Unleashed

Score one for the home team!

Hello! You mean like every morning?

I'm having personal space issues!

[narrating] Previously on Loonatics Unleashed.

Ace

Smacked down by a fuzzball? You realize of course, this means war! [leaps out of the wall and his eyes glow yellow again] Hit it, Loonatics!

[grabs Ace's arm] Wait!

Ace

Hey, what gives?

That's Zozo. Be gentle with her. She's had a rough day.

Ace

You had to bring the fuzz.

Uh, there's a party going on in your backpack, Duck.

Oh, I never go out into the field with some chocolate ab-inducer bars. They must be pretty hungry.

Hello? Professor Zhane? We’ve come about your bio-pets; we have reason to believe that they're very, very- [Lexi gets cut off by the appearance of three mutated Fuz-Zs]

Well, looks like they've already had their chocolate today.

I hope that's all they crave.

Sounds like someone's mommy didn't give them enough chockies when they were wittle!

[entertained but also disgruntled] Oh, you're just as naive as the Acmetropolis Science Council. Imagine, firing me because they deemed my experiments too "dangerous". They never appreciated me, all my genius, my...

[interrupts] Insanity, craziness? Am I getting close?

[unfazed] Hardly. I decided Acmetropolis needed to see first hand what I am capable of. [His flashback to the meteor hitting Acmetropolis is shown as he begins to tell his story.] When the meteor hit Earth, the impact opened all kinds of fissures.

[off-screen] Including the ones in your brain, Mr. Zane?

[continues his story as the Fuz-Z's appear in the flashback.] I discovered these delightful creatures. [His flashback self picks up a Fuz-Z.] Their biology was perfect for the experiments I had in mind: experiments that led to the Fuz-Z. [He feeds a Fuz-Z some chocolate in his lab in the flashback, which mutates it. He activates a pulse from his electric leash to put the Mutated Fuz-Z under his control. The flashback ends as he finishes his story.] So cute and cuddly, until they have a bit of chocolate. Then, the only way to stop them is with this.

Care to demonstrate?

No. They need their protein.

Ace

See? Too much chocolate will make ya sick.

I'll check on your order, sir. Please hold.

Just trying to jazz things up a bit. Give the costume a little flare, stand up more in front of the boss lady.

Slam

Uh-huh.

Like you care.

He's so into the meditating thing.

Ace

Ever since I showed him how to do it, nothin' disturbs 'im.

Hello? Hello? [types phone numbers on his phone trying to get a cell signal] This is ridiculous! It's the 28th century. We've got jetpacks, hovercrafts, computer-synchronized Latte makers, but I still can't get a good cell signal on the 134th floor!

[annoyed] Duck, shut that ringer off.

At least the ringer works. The rest of it's junk.

Have some respect. I'm clearing my mind, here.

[scoffs] Hmph, please. You need a hazmat team to clear the junk out of your head, Tech. [His phone rings again.] Hello? Hello? [grunts in frustration] I've had it! No more technology for me! From now on, I do everything the old-fashioned way.

Yeah, right. No phone? No EMP-3 Music Blaster 5000?

Ace

And no high-tech weapons?

Who needs 'em? My bare hands are lethal weapons.

You couldn't go one low-tech week without high-tech stuff.

Oh-ho-ho, really? Well, I'm not you, Mr. Techno Geek!

Make you a bet. If you can get through one week, I'll buy you that new cape myself. And if not, you buy it for me.

I want the matching knee-high boots.

No problem.

You're on, Mister!

By the way; I'm a thirteen. Wide.

Zadavia

Gather 'round, Loonatics. We have a major crisis, besides Duck's new costume request. [to Tech] Begin the holographic imaging feed.

Zadavia

Moments ago, someone calling herself, "Black Velvet", stole the Acme Doppler Series Five Radar System.

That system directs all air and space traffic in and out of Acmetroplis.

So much for my weekend getaway to Acme Pulco.

Zadavia

I'm afraid it gets worse. They've also taken the Acme Super Computer.

That's the most advanced system on the planet. I should know, I built it for them.

Slam

Hubba-hubba! *whistles*

She's not that pretty!

Ace

Nahh. He's right; she's hot.

Keep your eyeballs in your head! (out of jealousy)

Zadavia

Attractive or not, she's bad to the bone, and you have to figure out what she's up to. Good luck, Loonatics. Zadavia out.

Ace

Alrighty, gang. Let's jet!

Umm, Ace? Aren't we going the wrong way? The spaceport is east.

Ace

Yeah, but we're going to where the action is. Check out the skyline, just like it was before the first attack.

That's right over the AcmeTech University.

Wait! I can wake him!

[grunts] Aarrgh! That annoying phone!

Ace

I need a little help here, Tech!

Activating Night Vision.

Ha! Too little, too late! [She steps in front of the Shroud Caster's controls.] Darkness was my curse. Now, it will be yours, Loonatics.

A bet’s a bet.

Zadavia

Good work, Loonatics.

You know, you're all despicable!

Ace

Nice lighting rod Tech. That's defenetly going to earn you some vacation time.

Can I take it right now?

Ace

Let me think about it. Yes, no, yes, no, yes, NO!

All the elements are in my command. I don't need to report the story. I am the story. [cackles, to cameraman] Make sure you get this. It'll make everyone forget about Misty Breeze!

Forget about Misty Breeze? Well, I'd sort of forget, uh, well, What's-Her-Name, here. [referring to Lexi, who gasps, offended by this remark.]

Time for you to be gone with the wind!

Look, mommy, I'm on TV.

Ace

You're on, Slam!

Ace! Help!

Ace

[rescues Lexi] Gotcha!

[grunts as she lands] Thanks!

Not gonna miss! NOOOOOOOO-HO-HO-HO!!!

Ace

I was gonna get you next.

[winks at Rev] I got impatient.

They defeated my clouds, my lightning, my tornado! But can they defeat all of them at once?! I release all the forces of the elements upon you, Acmetropolis! [fires lightning bolts at a tall buliding and a train track, stopping a train with a passenger coach dangling dangerously over the edge.] Bring me Misty Breeze or start building an ark!

Ace

Move it, Loonatics!

Ace

Yo! What's up, rock? Drop the Devil and back away!

Ace

[Horrified and enraged] SLAM!!!

Ace

Oh, man! [calls out to Slam] Hey, Slam? You okay? [relieved] Oh, I'm sorry about that whole "droppin' a rock monster on ya" thing there, buddy.

Duck! Any sign of Dr. Dare? [dodges an attack and Brain Blasts the rock monster golem robot, destroying it.]

No! [gets grabbed by the golem] Hey! [grunts as he struggles to break free from the golem's grip, then Quacks himself away, leaving a Flame Egg Orb in it's hand, which explodes, destroying the robot. He reappears.] Wow! I even impressed myself! Ha-ha! I gotta remember how to do that. [gasps as another golem appears towards him]

Ace

[through his communicator to Tech] Yo, Tech! What do you got?

My scanners are picking up a strange energy field around them. There's a high probability they're being controlled by the powers of the Jade Serpent Crystal.

Ace

The hot issue isn't how they're working, it's how we're gonna beat 'em! We've gotta level the playing field! Tech, can you jump start that thing?

[runs off to try to start the Mobile Magma Mover again, and sees the word "DANGER" above. He presses a button to elevate himself to the power plug. He presses another switch to reveal the power supply.] This might work. If I can just reroute the power reserve to the front thrusters. [rushes to the plug itself to plug it up, but it's not wide enough. He shakes the plug desperately.] Come on! [grunts as he tries to plug it in, but to no avail. He groans] Ugh, fine. [looks at his ears and gets an idea. He places his hand on the plug, and plugs his ears in and screams in pain as he gets electrocuted by the energy, frying him and turning him into dust, then heals himself back to normal with his regeneration powers, although steam bellows out of him because of his electrocution. He mutters angrily] Gotta be an easier way to be a hero. [starts the Mobile Magma Mover again and pilots it to crush the rock golem monster robots as Duck and Lexi move out of the way.] Alright! Rock on! [uses his Mobile Magma Mover to finish off the last of Dr. Dare's rock robot minions. Once that's done, he stops the Mover.] Yeah!

So, what were those things?

Reminds me of some of the guys who keep calling you - except the rocks have more personality! Haha! [gets Brain-Blasted by an annoyed Lexi] Yike! Watch the feathers!

Ace

Those rock guys are the security guards, which means we must be close to Dare's lair.

Dr. Dare

[off-screen] You're not close. You're here. Just in time to see the power of the Jade Serpent turn Acmetropolis upside down!

Ace

[through his communicator to Tech] Tech, what's goin' on?

I told you he was a crack-bot! Let's get goin'!

Dr. Dare

I hope you've enjoyed your little visit down here, because it's now your permanent residence! In fact, soon all of Acmetropolis will reside underground, and I will live in peace on the surface!

Ace

Are you kidding me, Doc?! That's the most ridiculous idea I've ever heard!

Dr. Dare

You won't be laughing when you're buried in stone, Bunny!

Ace

Take cover!

Dr. Dare

Sayonara, Loonatics!

Ace

Nice work there, Slam.

Slam

Thank you!

Ace

We gotta get up to Acmetropolis before-

Zadavia

[hologram appears on the radar screen] Before there is no Acmetropolis. [takes off her hood] Dr. Dare's continuing to turn the world inside out. You must hurry. If you do not do something quickly, this madman will bury us all!

Ace

Let's get this Mover movin' before we lose power, too!

Ace

Nice drivin', Tech! Looks like we're... [To his and everyone else's shock and horror, they see nothing but mountains and depressed people.] a little late.

It's Acmetropolis!

Talk about an extreme makeover.

[sees the green glow from Dare's fortress] Dare's using the Jade Serpent to turn our world inside out. So, we've gotta use that gem to reverse it!

Ace

I couldn't've said it better myself!

Excuse me. Coming through.