Nobody's spinning any schnauzer.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I think it's a lovely hijab, Layla. You look like a big, grown... [Baber leaves the room] What is going on here?
that is why I will build you a new one for nothing.
"Nothing" nothing or "Yasser" nothing?
It's a work-in-progress.
But you said "Consider it done".
Which you're not doing.
Today at school, she kept waiting for me to leave.
I am always waiting for you to leave.
What is she hiding under there? Is it, huh, pierced ears? A hickey? A hickey piercing!
It is my duty to do something stupid!
Is there something that you've been keeping from your classmates?
Yes! You!
A lot of girls in our class have bellybuttons.
[about a woman with a niqab]
She's a Muslim who's come here to pray. Outside chance, she's a ninja.
What did you and your wife talk about?
uhh... Our divorce?
Before that?
We... had this fight about my toenails... I-It's not important!
You always think people are trying to hypnotize you. Remember last year at the talent contest?
JJoe
Yeah, but that guy was a hypnotist!
Ventriloquist!
JJoe
Yeah but the dummy... those eyes...
What is he talking about? Is there a beheading issue? [...] Sara cares very much about her Muslim sisters. I've never seen you interacting with them, but I'm sure you care on some level.
Well here's my idea: first thing we need is an angry mob...
Found it!
I knew there had to be a law against burkas!
No, a law against marigolds.
Is that some kind of weird Muslim thing?
No, the flower. I hate marigolds. In 1927 they banned them on Main Street.
[stares]
I'll keep looking
I have to leave my daughter's in jail.
If you don't want to help me just say so!
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