Be a man...grovel!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[leaving] Radio show is on in 15...
Oh, thanks for reminding me. [turns off the radio]
Nice try Fatima, but you can't silence the voice of the people that easily.
I disagree. Shut. Up. See?
Looks like a nasty sprain.
You don't have to dumb it down for me. I came for your medical opinion.
You vitiated your anterior cruciate ligament.
Oh no... What does that mean?
Looks like a nasty sprain.
Who's going to cook for my customers? You?
Not unless you've got really good insurance
A small explosion at the mosque, what's the big deal? [pause] Okay when you say it out loud...
You did see the "Do not disturb" sign on the door?
Oh yes. I will make sure nobody disturbs you.
But we're so close...
Close only counts at horseshoes. Do Muslim play horseshoes? I find these little cultural differences so interesting.
Can we focus please?
It's only Halloween. It's not like they're out drinking and dirty dancing!
FSFatima's son
We're not?
Watch your smart mouth or you go nowhere!
What if he leaves Islam to become a witch?
FSFatima's son
You can do that?
My daughter does not [want to go]! She's a good Muslim!
No I'm not! I swear!
KKid
[to Baber] Sweet Osama costume. The beard looks totally real, dude.
Honey, I didn't sabotage the petition. I mean, I didn't mean to sabotage the petition... I mean... [to Yasser] Okay, did I sabotage the petition?
You know you did. You undermined me so that you could go on a trip. That's evil.
Oh my God... That's exactly what I did... But it was sleazy, not evil!
I was selfish and horrible.
Yes, you were, but so was I.
Ah!
Although much less so
You two are exactly alike.
RSRayyan and Sarah
[simultaneously] No we're not!
What was your favorite part [of the sermon]?
The end.
Isn't that wonderful? A convert!
Hello! I'm right here! I'm a convert too!
Yes but he's serious!
[to Sarah] I'll pick you a copy of Islam for Dummies on my way home.
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