I don't just fix wrists; I can break them too, you know!
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Well, it's not about winning.
So what's it about?
It's about the principle of the thing.
No, really, what's it about? I have no clue what you're talking about.
A Muslim likes to be buried with other Muslims. On his right side.
What, is it better for your back?
I want to be buried with other Muslims, on my side, facing Mecca, and I want it now!
You sure you don't want to wait till you're dead? It's less claustrophobic.
[making community announcements] There's an Interfaith Council meeting... Ah, who cares about that?
what is that? Over there?
Mecca.
No, you ignorant man. Between us and Mecca.
[reading the sign] Belt Buckle z?
I do not want to spend eternity looking at a saloon.
You idiot. You.... ruined my death.
[Trying to sell a cemetery plot] What do I need to do to put you in a grave today?
[making announcements again] And then when I was twelve we got a turtle...
We do not want to spend eternity watching a bunch of cowboys drinking.
PPatron
Yeah, well, maybe us cowboys don't want to drink while being watched by a bunch of dead Muslims.
You're ignoring the larger issue: this makes me look bad.
Best outreach event ever, Amaar.
We didn't get any visitors.
That's exactly my point!
No one ever says they hate me like that.
You can't talk by yourself for an entire hour and expect people to listen!
That's no different than what I do here at the Mosque.
Ah, you said it, not me!
How will anyone know that you're finally embracing your modesty unless we show you off, uh?
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