7790
I care about Mr Deatholicious.
But Kai's a guy, and you're a guy too.
7790
I'm NOT a guy.
No, he's a homo-robot head.
7790
I am NOT.
Then what are ya?
7790
I am a robot head in love with a dead man.
S3 E3Gametown
[On Gametown, the Lexx's weapon charge soars across the sky brightly.]
FFifi
What is that?
The end of all of your problems... almost.
They all forgive you and will try harder to make you fit in.
FFifi
I'm sick of hearing all of their crap! 'It's okay, Fifi, you'll score next time, it's the best two out of three!', forget about it. I'm sick of it. I'll tell ya this though, I play to win. And this time, you guys are the big losers and I'm the winner! Y'know why? Because I got all of these moths, and I'm gonna fly away from this total never-ending boredom! C'mon, how many times can you play that stupid game anyway? So... SO LONG, SUCKERS!
I don't think so, Stanley! We are not going to kill people we don't already know and we are not going to kill Kai more than we already know, you hear me?
That 'rolling' thing... I didn't know you could do that.
Neither did I. Must be the cluster lizard in me.
S3 E4Boomtown
FGFire General
Fifi, you are a small-minded, self-centred, vindictive, perfectly evil human being.
FFifi
Oooh, harsh.
FGFire General
That is why I like you.
I cannot swim.
You can't...?
No. I cannot float.
Oh, and err... Are they open-minded? Sexually speaking...?
Well, on Boomtown everybody has sex. ALL the time.
All the time? Hm!
Uh huh, night and day - it's a non-stop sex city. That's what they do there. (Sees Stan going red) Are you okay, Stanley?
Are you trying to seduce me?
Yes...
The dead cannot be seduced.
I don't understand.
Bunny. I am dead.
No you're not!
[Kai uses his brace to cut his hand off]
Yes, I am. [Kai reattaches his hand]
That's a neat trick. Do other parts of you perform that well?
No. Other parts do not perform at all. You'll have to get your satisfaction elsewhere.
Likewise, Xev.
There should be a lot of children.
What are children?
Children result from sex.
Fun results from sex.
Sex is considered to be fun, but also has other complications. One of which is children.
Not here on Boomtown. It's just fun and that's all.'
You want me, don't you?
The dead do not get frustrated. The dead do not have wants. The dead are simply dead.
SServant
Will we attack them with the one moth we do have?
No! We will not! I will.
SServant
Are we going to run?
To where?
SServant
To safety?
We have a common enemy. We should be fighting together against Water. Not with each other.
DDuke
Yes. All Fire must fight together, united under a single ruler against a common enemy.
But that is already so. Fire is my planet. I am its Prince.
DDuke
[opening the balcony doors, showing Prince's city in the distance] Look. A tree doth fall.
[Prince watches his city explode.]
DDuke
A king without a crown. A prince without a town.
DDuke
Alive, he is no threat. Dead, he will come back to haunt us.
S3 E5Gondola
Boy, this is hot.
I believe that is in part why they call this planet 'Fire'.
Oh great, so we go from the frying pan and into the Fire, huh?
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