TV show quotes
So.. Explain, why do you look exactly like Kai?
Explain why he looks like me.
Wait, we know that he IS Kai. And we can see that you look like him, y'know, but who are you?
Who do I look like?
Kai. Last of the Brunnen-G.
Exactly.
But how can the both of you be one person?
I'm not exactly sure that we are! He is dead. So he's not the same as me, as I am quite alive.
What's 'born'?
Well y'know, when you were born? When you're mother had ya?
Mother...?
Oh boy, Bunny, you're a woman... Explain it to him.
Explain what?
Oh boy, I can't believe I'm asking this. Explain to him what born is. Y'know where children come from? How life begins for all of us?
Oh, I just woke up one day and I was there! Just like everyone else.
You had the right instinct, Bunny, but he's the wrong guy.
[L. Kai and Fifi laugh together.]
What? Are you two guys on the same side now?
You finally figured it out. Yeah, me and Kai here are playing on the same team now. Only, like he said, he's not Kai.
Who are ya?
Prince.
Prince who?
Just Prince, you know me. We've met before.
He's my new boss.
You didn't have enough time to come down!
Correct if I was only a human being.
You're not a human being?!
Not completely.
She's only half human!
...What's the other half?
Cluster lizard. [roars]
The real Kai would have been a better kisser!
Oh thank you, Xev. I thank you like I've never thanked you before...
Are you the real Stan?
You wanna kiss me and find out?
[pecks him on the cheek] Hmmm, you are. Let's go.
Aw damn.
[Kai saves Trish]
I suppose you feel better now?
No.
Yes you do. You did your big rescue-thing on me so you feel better.
No. I do not feel.
Oh yeah I believe that. I bet you go around rescuing people, believing that you're doing them a big, giant favour and expect that they should be all happy and grateful about it. But let's face it: you don't do it for their happiness. You do it so that you can feel better yourself.
I do not feel good... I do not feel better. I am dead, and I do not feel anything - ever.
[Kai is damaged, Xev will try to help him]
First you must remove my power and control rods.
Where are your power and control rods?
[points to a bronze codpiece he's wearing] There, between my legs.
[takes a deep breath] Okay, remove the power and control rods... How?
Turn, and pull.
[working on Kai's codpiece] Does this hurt?
[squirms] No.
No, the dead don't feel pain, right?
He said to put them in the medicine slots.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. [inserts the last rod in Kai's protoblood slot]
That's the wrong one, what did you do that for?
To see what happens. I'm Mantrid!
Yeah I know, I know. The dead do not feel stress.
Right. But the dead do go out of alignment.
Boy, I don't trust you.
I'm not trustworthy.
Sir, I must ask you... How is it that you are alive?
[weak] I am not alive.
So this Hogtown place? Is it dangerous?
No... Yes. It's not their actions that kill you, but the 'process' will certainly finish you off.
Perhaps you can sprout wings and fly, can you do that?
No.
No, well neither can I.
Well that's a relief.
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