Kai quotes from Lexx

Stan

Do you think we're in some kind of afterlife?

Kai

What do you mean, Stanley?

Stan

A place you go when you die? I mean how do we know that we're not dead? I mean, well, okay, you've been dead for six thousand years, but how do I know I'm not dead...?

Kai

You are alive Stanley. From my perspective anyway.

You are a non-she!

Kai

By a non-she, do you mean... a man?

Ew! Oh! Argh!

Kai

Being dead, I do not care about things. But I do think about them.

And what do you think about?

Kai

I try to understand the difference between the living and myself.

Would you like to be alive again?

Kai

I do not have likes.

Kai

If I am a machine, and Stanley is an essence meant to suffer forever, then what are you?

I do not know.

Kai

How is it that you do not know?

Because no one has ever asked me that question before, and so I've never thought about the answer.

Kai

Why do you want to destroy Water?

Because it is full of good, and I am full of bad. I think that's all there is to it. I'm not very complicated really.

...What's that?

Kai

The end of your planet, and of you.

I think I should be sad... But I'm not.

Xev

We didn't know... I mean I wasn't sure you would survive when we blew up the planet.

Kai

I did not survive, as I am already dead. But... I was not destroyed.

Xev

[smiles] Then I'm glad you were not destroyed.

Stan

What? What do you mean? What happened to me?

Xev

...You died.

Stan

I died...?!

Xev

Yes, Stanley Tweedle. You died and went down into Fire, and now you're back to life.

Stan

Really?

Kai

Really.

Stan

...Wow.