Kai quotes from Lexx

Kai, I want you to live, to really live!

Kai

I suggest you consider modifying your want.

Kai

:[enters, holding a newborn cluster lizard] Do you want to hold it?

Stan

Yeah, on the end of my fork!

Kai

He's a baby - an innocent. The egg must have been laid before we escaped from the Light Universe.

Stan

Yeah, well, that's very nice, but I think we should act sensible here and dispose of it.

Kai

Don't you like it, Zev?

No!

Kai

I'm surprised. You are part cluster lizard yourself. I was hoping you would help me think of a name.

If it comes near me, I'll name it.

Kai

What? [steps closer and points it at her]

Squish! Which is exactly what I'll do to it!

Stan

It thinks you're its mother!

Kai, it's over. The prophecy is fulfilled. The last of the Brunnen-G has destroyed the Divine Order. How does it feel?

Kai

It feels.. it feels... I have no feeling for it.

Is this the mortuary?

Kai

My home, for 2000 years. These drawers contained myself and thousands of other assassins like me, all kept in a state of living death by protoblood. [all drawers look empty] Looks like all my undead comrades have taken a walk.

His Divine Shadow

You cannot stop me now.

Yes you can. He's vulnerable.

Kai

Where are you?

I'm inside the Giga Shadow. You're inside the Giga Shadow. Find me. Please, find the brain!

His Divine Shadow

You're too late Kai, much too late.

Kai

We shall see. [at Squish] What's your favourite food?

[hisses]

Please find the brain!

Kai. You've reanimated yourself!

Kai

Yes. I am experiencing an unfamiliar sense of motivation.

That is a sign of life. You are not alive, are you?

Kai

No. I am still dead. I am motivated to find more protoblood.

Stan

You're drawn to it because you need protoblood!

Kai

I do not normally respond to need.

Kai

I want protoblood so that I can live

Mantrid

You want to live? How peculiar, times three.

I have to say, you are hard to kill

Kai

That has not always been the case.

So, the question is - how do we kill you?

Kai

The answer is, I am already dead - as you soon may be.

Where's Stanley Tweedle! How could you?!

Kai

What?

After all we've been through, with the lies, and the drinking, and the cheap scenes with your whores! [attacks Kai with knife]

Kai

[grabs her arm] I am not sentimental.

Kai

Inflicting more pain insults the lost souls. As they are all dead, it cannot be argued that they would get any satisfaction from [Stanley's] torture.

Grand Prosecutor Jihana

How dare you speak for the dead!

Kai

I am well qualified to speak for the dead.

Kai

You are not interested in justice, Jihana, only cruelty.

Grand Prosecutor Jihana

You make the two sound incompatible!

Stan

Kai, would you really have killed Jihana if I said so?

Kai

I asked you if you wanted me to be the enforcer of justice. If you had said yes, I would have killed the Grand Prosecutor - and then, I would have killed you, Stanley. But, in both cases, it would have been quick and painless.

Stan

Do you really mean that?

Kai

I have no motivation to lie.

Aren't you eating, mister?

Kai

No.

Stan

The dead don't eat.

[sees Kai approaching] Ew. The law!

Kai

Law?

Yeah, I know it when I sees it.