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Leverage · Season 1, Episode 15

Cha0s, Archie Leach and others in “Unfinished Business”

Wow, you are, like, super old. Maybe later you can tell us about that time you punched Hitler in the face! Parker, still yummy.

ALArchie Leach

[shoves the end of his cane under Cha0s' chin] I own two canes. One has a taser capable of releasing ten thousand volts. The other extends a six-inch stiletto blade.

Which one is [gulps] is this?

ALArchie Leach

I can't seem to remember. I am super old.

[Later]

What is with this 'sir'? Are you picking her up for the prom? 'Cause Parker in a prom dre--AAAAAAH!

[who has just zapped Cha0s with his cane] Hmm, I guess it was the taser.

I love tasers.

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