Wow, you are, like, super old. Maybe later you can tell us about that time you punched Hitler in the face! Parker, still yummy.
ALArchie Leach
[shoves the end of his cane under Cha0s' chin] I own two canes. One has a taser capable of releasing ten thousand volts. The other extends a six-inch stiletto blade.
Which one is [gulps] is this?
ALArchie Leach
I can't seem to remember. I am super old.
[Later]
What is with this 'sir'? Are you picking her up for the prom? 'Cause Parker in a prom dre--AAAAAAH!
[who has just zapped Cha0s with his cane] Hmm, I guess it was the taser.
I love tasers.
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