Parker quotes from Leverage

Parker

Oh. (looks at plans on monitors) Ooh, Murphy-Beyer, model PRK-11-21. Nice. Okay, she's a horrible human being, but she's got solid taste in home security.

Parker

Never plan a heist in a building with so many windows.

Parker

Hardison, if you can hear me, take a deep breath, as deep as you can, and hold it. (Hardison takes a deep breath and puts his hand over his mouth) I know you can do this. Hardison. Hardison! You have to make it through this... Because... Because you're my friend, and I need you. Do you hear me, Alec? I need you!

Parker

[sarcastically, after opening the combination lock on a locker] Yeah, this will keep my stuff safe, pff, from a 6-year-old with DTs.

Parker

It's like I'm the human Hulk. Parker smash! [Hits the table]

Parker

It's, like, an assembly line of grift.

Parker

It eats flies. A plant that actually does something.

Parker

Thief Juice! It's a mouth crime.

Parker

[using E. T.'s voice, poking Eliot] El-i-ot.

Parker

[In E.T. voice] Ooouch.

Parker

I'll be right here. [points to Hardison's heart]

Parker

[to Nate] I don't have a thing... Eliot has a thing, he loves food. Sophie loves theater. You have a sicko love of controlling people.

Parker

...while everyone is heeeerrreee. Where's Madison? WHERE IS MADISON? Great, I lost a cheerleader...

Parker

You guys picked the wrong brew pub.

Parker

[to Amy] We don't need cops. We don't need anyone, especially if they don't need us! Then we really don't need them.