A character in Leverage
Played by Beth Riesgraf
Leverage · 1,001 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Leverage: in 331 of its 1,001 quotes
Most scenes with: Hardison (172), Nate (134), Eliot (125)
[As Hardison, Eliot and Sophie argue over who may have stolen the knife.]
ParkerNate.
[Grinning] I think you're all forgetting to ask yourself one simple, crucial question.
What?!
Well the question is who is the insurance company for the dagger of Aqu'abi?
No...
You've got to be kidding me.
Ah, man.
[As Parker fishing through the antiquities]
ParkerAnd...statue. Gold guy. Uh, loincloth, feral beard, and very rectangular feet.
Falcon head, dog head, or human head?
ParkerBird head. And I think he's smirking at me.
It's just a title nobody holds.
ParkerAnd does it come with a castle?
Sometimes, yeah.
Good guess.
It's not really a guess when it's that good, is it?
The name of this con is called "The Mummy's Tiara."
Come on, man, that can't be real.
ParkerAm I gonna have to steal a corpse again?
Did you take care of the auctioneer?
ParkerYeah. Sophie told me to find out his deepest wish and give it to him, but I thought that would take way too long so...
[Flashback]
Parker[to the auctioneer] Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? [presses the rag in his face until he goes unconscious.]
[Flashback end. Nate stares at her]
ParkerWhat? He's going to wake up in like 3 hours.
[When they find a possible lead to Moreau in Mark Vector]
ParkerGreat. Let's get him.
There's a problem. Struck a deal with the Feds. He's protected.
[Nate slowly smiles]
What are you-- What-- What's the smile? What are you smiling at? What is that?
Ah, oh no. No, no, no.
Oh, yeah. Let's go steal a federal witness.
All right, so when his partying gets him into hot water, who does he call?
ParkerGhostbusters!
Again?
ParkerOkay, bad enough it's Christmas and there's no snow on the ground, but this is Santa we're talking about, okay? We can't turn away Santa!
You know that's not really Santa, right?
ParkerObviously. Santa lives at the North Pole.
ParkerDoes it blow up?
Not everything blows up, Parker.
ParkerEverything blows up, silly.
Let's go steal the Department of Defense.
ParkerIsn't that treason?
We'll give it back.
ParkerWho taught you how to drive?
Taxi driver in Istanbul.
Parker[grins] I like it.
We got to get on that freight car.
ParkerI have an idea.
Am I gonna hate it?
ParkerNo, but he is.
[Later]
ParkerYou got an idea?
Yeah.
ParkerAm I gonna hate it?
No, but I am.
The worst thing I ever did was for Damian Moreau.
ParkerWhat did you do?
Don't ask me that Parker. Don't, because then I'm going to have to tell you.
[Hardison is disarming the EMP Bomb]
ParkerWhat are you doing?
This battery is one of a kind. Now, if I do this right, I'll overload the batteries, they explode, and this thing will be worthless.
ParkerAnd if you do it wrong?
Uh…the bomb triggers a giant EMP pulse, Washington, D.C., is fried, thousands will die, and we go down as the biggest terrorists in American history, but we'll be dead too so it's not really our problem.
ParkerThere's that.
There is that.
[Parker and Hardison are hanging onto a train after causing a minor explosion]
Parker[excitedly] You know what I'm in the mood for?
What?
ParkerPretzels.
[She grins and hurries off, leaving Hardison looking wondering, before he also grins]
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