Hardison quotes from Leverage

First rule of crime. Follow the money.

[to the Russian mobsters he's just locked in a cage] Age of the geek baby, stay strong.

Apparently, their computer system is also an antique... possibly steam powered, which would be cool.

I've hacked history! I've hacked history, people!

[about the corpse they are using to fake Atherton's death] You said 'white male John Doe,' I got you a white male John Doe. This ain't the Gap!

(Singing) I feel like stealin', feel like connin', feel like taking some stuff today!

That is at the same time beautiful and very disturbing.

You better readjust your peripherals!

[after faking his way into the flight tower] I don't care what anybody else says, next time I'm taking the train.

A what?

[to himself] It's just landing a plane with 300 people, it's whatever. Why didn't I play more flight simulators?

Of course I'm a racist, I'm a dirty cop!

Hello and welcome to the Island of Misfit Inventions.

Why y'all always pushing me off of stuff? Don't I get a vote! I vote NO!

He upped the crazy. I didn't think he could do that.