Nate quotes from Leverage

Sophie

[To Nate and Eliot] How did you both know there'd be an extra uniform in the bag?

Everyone knows flight attendants are required to carry extra uniforms in case they get called to work unexpectedly.

Eliot

Or if something happens to the one they're already wearing.

Sophie

How does everyone know that?

Worked airport security.

Eliot

Slept with a flight attendant.

Let's see what we can learn about Nathan Ford today. Online poker? Online chess? Sudoku. Crossword. What...damn. Somebody needs to get laid.

Hardison.

What's up? Yeah?

Are you in my chair?

N- No, I--I'm not--I'm not in your--I'm at a desk--my desk--in my office, w-waiting on your call so you can tell me what I can do to help you a-and the team, boss. What's up?

You can stop now.

Appreciate it.

And, Hardison?

Yeah?

Don't forget to turn off my computer.

Well, how in the hell...[turns off computer]

Sophie

Okay, so, um...if we're gonna play "happy family," we should, you know, really get our background straight.

Let's keep it simple--use our own back-story. Our wedding day is the day we met, which means we've been married for 8 years.

Sophie

10 years. You don't remember when we met?

No, of course I do. I was just rounding it off.

Sophie

By subtracting two years?

Is this gonna be a thing? A couple of years.

So we should focus on carry-on. No one checks bags full of cash.

Parker

Might not be cash.

Eliot

What's it gonna be, Parker? Gold bars? They don't exactly travel well.

No, Parker's right. We could be looking at traveler's checks or bearer bonds...anything that packs light.

Sophie

You know what that reminded me of?

Yes, Paris. What?

Sophie

It wasn't Paris. It was Tuscany.

Are you sure? No, I could've sworn it was Paris.

Sophie

It was Tuscany.

It's a thing now, isn't it?

Sophie

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, they transferred me from the second floor.

Well, I don’t know what it was like in consumer integrations, but let me tell you, I have been working my butt off on this account. But Steve, no, he's just sitting back, waiting for me to fail. So he can swoop in and save the day. I swear, it's like he's a rogue and I’m a mage and we're part of the same guild, but secretly, he's at work with the Alliance to undermine us.

For the Horde.

For the Horde. [fist-bump] You play 'World of Warcraft?'

You kidding? Did you get the new expansion pack? Woman, I was up all night. Now, look, I mean 'Burning Crusade' was great, but this new one is mind-blowing.

Hardison...you bailed on the job because you were up all night playing a game?

First off, "game" is hardly adequate, okay?

Have you even gotten into Haldeman’s office...or have you found a way to screw that up, too?

I'll figure something out.

You can't skate by on talent and luck forever.

Parker

Hatbox full of Euros, pouch of uncut diamonds, and a stolen Stradivarius. Now, I’ve never lifted one of those.

Parker...

Sophie

This is insane. Between the four of us, we've found millions of dollars of merchandise. None of it belongs to Genogrow.

Cayman islands--thieves' holiday.

Sophie

I think we should tell her.

Parker

No way. That woman's already paranoid-crazy. We tell her there's a bounty on her head, and she's gonna lose it.

Sophie

I think she has a right to know. Anyway, if Haldeman’s going to this much trouble, then she must have something, some information that could help us help our client. She's our smoking gun.

Okay. Tell her.

Parker

Don't say I didn't warn you.

How would they do it?

Eliot

Easiest way? Take 'em out in transit.

Sophie

You mean bring down the plane they're on?

Sophie

You mean bring down the plane we're on?

Yeah.

Hardison, we need you!

I don't--I--I don't know, Nate. I don't--I mean...I--I can override the software attack, but that means we would have to restart the flight's electrical system, which I have no idea how to do, because my knowledge of aeronautical engineering... is kind of limited to what I can pull off of Google in the next two minutes. And, brother, I don't--I mean--

Listen to me! You can do this! I trust you! No matter how many times you goof off or screw up, you always come through in the clutch. You're the only guy I can count on in a situation like this.

You know what? I--I--you...you're right. You're right. I got this.

Yes! Yes! Yes, you can!

You're right. You're-- I'm the man. I'm the man. I got this. I'm gonna do this.

Parker

Then do it already!

Sophie?

Sophie

Yes?

You okay?

Sophie

Yeah. You?

Ask me again in 10 minutes.

Sophie

You're gonna remember this one, aren't you?

Yeah.

Whoa! [gets up and dances] Baby! Unh! Age of the geek! Smooth! Too smooth! Lord, I was so scared, I wanted to cry, call my mama. Y'all cool? Y’all cool?

Yes, cool.

Family. All right.

Well, it took ten years, but we had our first crash-landing.

Sophie

Ten years. Thanks for getting it right this time.

You're right. Ten years ago I saw you for the first time. You were swiping a Degas from a collection in Prague. I saw you. You saw me.

Sophie

I ran. You chased.

Then, two years later, I, uh, caught up with you in Damascus. Caught you, I should say. You, uh, turned around, introduced yourself, and that's when I met Sophie Devereaux. It'll be eight years next month.

Sophie

Well played.

Thank you.

Sophie

I still don't understand how you can mix up Paris and Tuscany.