Nate quotes from Leverage

Eliot

Where the hell is he at?

Maybe he overslept.

Eliot

No. He doesn't oversleep. This guy sets an alarm to set his alarm.

Parker

"A man with one watch knows the time. A man with two is never sure."

Sophie

Huh?

Parker

I had fortune cookies for breakfast.

Okay, run it.

So, what, you had left-over Chinese for breakfast?

Parker

No, just the cookies.

Do you put milk on the fortune cookies? ‘Cause I don’t...

Parker

It's not cereal. It's a fortune cookie. You don't dunk it.

Sophie

Are you drunk?

Technically, no. I was drunk a couple of hours ago. Now I'm just hung over.

Sophie

I thought we had an agreement.

What agreement?

Sophie

That you'd sort yourself out.

I don't remember making a deal.

Sophie

No?

No.

Sophie

That's what we're afraid of.

Okay, Parker. Go.

Parker? Parker? Parker?

Parker

Hmm?

What are you doing?

Parker

Oh, yeah. [sounding bored] Help. Help. [to man on the lift] How you doin’?

Oh, geez.

All right, Sophie, do not take the check.

Parker

What?!

Eliot

What?!

I’m sorry, what?

Now, don't tell me this makes you squeamish, 'cause it's all legal. I just found a...a loophole.

I said, "do not take the money."

Now, you tell him this.

Sophie

If what you're saying is you want to do real business, then I might have an opportunity for you, but it's for serious investors only. This is not something I would ever present to your brother.

Interesting.

We're going with a much bigger scam. One of the classics.

Parker

The "London Spank"?

The "Genevan Paso Doblé"?

Eliot

The "Apple Pie"?

Eliot

It's like The "Cherry Pie", but with lifeguards.

Sophie

[savoring the thought] Ooh.

[announcing the actual con they'll be doing] The "Glengarry Glen Death". It's like mutual fund, but instead of stocks, you invest in, in death. [Walks out to the balcony]

Parker

Is it me or is he getting creepier?

What business do you have here in Florida?

I like the outlet malls.

Can we give [Parker] a fake tumor?

Oh, we could inject her brain with some contrast dye and have it pool into her cranial cavity, but there might be some side effects.

Parker

Like what?

Organ failure, death, death-like symptoms.

Parker

I vote for Plan B.

Somebody find me a brain. [walks out]

Parker

Oh, yeah, he's definitely getting creepier.

Guys, you got to trust me, all right? You've trusted me before, and with your life.

Eliot

[slams his hand down on the table] Not when you're drunk.

Oh, come on.

Eliot

You're not in control of yourself.

So, what, you're gonna control me? Is that it?

Eliot

Ah, I ain't your daddy. You can drink yourself into a coma as far as I’m concerned, but you take me down with you--then it's my problem.

You know, you talk too much. You ought to just go skip some rope.

Eliot

What? What? [gets up angrily]

Skip some rope.

Eliot

You want me to skip something? [heads across the room]

Sophie

Hey, hey! [gets in front of Eliot]

Eliot

I'll skip your drunk ass off this marble floor.

Now, don't you dare give me the "we're all a family" speech.

Sophie

Mnh-Mnh. No speeches. Just a question. Is this helping you? Hmm? If you give Wayne Scott back what he lost, will you be satisfied?

You know me. I can do this.

Sophie

I knew you two years ago.

Well, I’m still the same person.

Sophie

No. You're not

No, I’m not.

Yeah, it's a little bigger than the other place, but [tosses keys to Wayne] I hope it'll do.

Parker

[to Hardison] Are you crying?

No. No. It's the Florida air. Pollen.

Sophie

You never used to go in for theatrics.

Well, like you said, I’ve changed.

Sophie

You're still a mess. You know, one of these days, they may not stick around and back you up.

They?

Sophie

Yes. They. I'm me.

Are you threatening to bail on me, Sophie?

Sophie

[Smiling] Give me a reason to stay.

Sophie

Bit early for that, isn't it?

What--what's that? [sees her holding pop can] What does that matter? What does that matter? What matters is this nice woman runs a food bank--you know, that we keep her out of prison. That's what's the matter. Look, this guy is probably halfway around the world already. Let's go.

Mmm. [to Nate] You know, I'm--I'm gonna need change for $100...in singles.

I'm sorry. What? Y-you think I have 100 singles on me?