Nate quotes from Leverage

Okay, you got any chatter on their frequencies?

Parker

No. Why?

There’s eight listed on the duty roster, there’s only four at the guard post.

Parker

I can’t even tell how many guys are in the room. How can you tell who’s who?

Haircuts, Parker. Count the haircuts.

Parker

I would have missed that.

What?

Parker

Nothing.

Eliot, what I want you to do is clear the zone and use Hardison as bait.

Bait? What? Hold up. Wait a minute. I know you ain’t talking about me, I ain’t nobody’s bait. [to device] Come on baby, work for me baby, come on, baby.

Parker

They reset all the alarms on the roof and all the floors above us. We can’t go up.

Eliot

Every man for himself then.

Go ahead, I’m the one with the merchandise.

Parker

Yeah, well, I’m the one with an exit.

And I’m the one with a plan. Now, I know you children don’t play well with others, but I need you to hold it together for exactly seven more minutes. Now, get to the elevator and head down. We’re going to the burn scam.

Going to Plan B?

Technically, that would be Plan G.

How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?

Yeah. Hardison dies in Plan M.

Eliot

I like Plan M.

Anybody else notice how hard we rocked last night?

Eliot

Yeah, well, one show only, no encores.

Parker

I already forgot your names.

It was kind of cool, being on the same side.

No, we are not on the same side. I am not a thief.

Parker

You are now. Come on Nathan, tell the truth. Didn’t you have a little bit of fun playing the Black King instead of the White Knight, just this once?

Yeah, you seem pretty relaxed for a guy with a gun pointed at him.

Eliot

[looks at Hardison] Safety’s on.

Like I’m gonna fall for that.

No, no, actually he’s right, the safety is on.

Parker! Get me a phone. What we’re going to do is, we’re going to get out of here together.

Eliot

This was a onetime deal.

Look guys, here’s your problem. You all know what you can do, I know what all you can do, so that gives me the edge, gives me the plan.

Parker

I don’t trust these guys.

Do you trust me?

Eliot

Of course. You’re an honest man.

Parker, phone.

Parker

This is gonna suck. [sticks her fingers down her throat to induce vomiting]

Why would Dubenich lie to us?

Cause you’re thieves. If he hired you for a straight up crime, you’d know he was a bad guy like you, you’d be suspicious. This way you just saw another citizen in over his head, and that’s why you didn’t see the double cross coming.

Parker

Why didn’t you see it coming?

Because I’m not a thief.

Eliot

You know what, maybe that was the problem. If you--

Eliot

You want to run a game on this guy? You?

Well, yeah. How do you think I got most of my stolen merchandise back? I mean, this guy, he's greedy, thinks he's smart; he's the best kind of mark.

Parker

He does think he got rid of us.

Element of surprise.

Eliot

What's in it for me?

Payback. And if it goes right, a lot of money.

Parker

And what's in it for me?

A lot of money. And if it goes right, payback. Hardison?

I, I was just going to send a thousand porno magazines to his office, but hell yeah, let's kick him up!

Eliot

[to Nate] What's in it for you?

…He used my son.

All right, let's go get Sophie.

Eliot

What the hell's a Sophie?

She's awful.

Parker

Is she injured? In the head?

Eliot

Seriously, man, she is the worst actress I've ever seen.

This is not her stage.

I'm a citizen now. Honest.

I'm not.

Sophie

You're playing my side? [Looks over and sees the others] I always thought you had it in you.

Are you in?

Sophie

[Nodding] I wouldn't miss this.

All right, let's go break the law just one more time.

Victor? Now when was the last time you met a Victor?

Eliot

Vietnam. Town called Banho Zay.

Sophie

Chinese border.

Eliot

That’s an odd thing for you to know.

Sophie

That’s an odd place for you to be.

I know when you sent Dubenich his designs you weren’t supposed to make any copies.

No, I promise. That would be very wrong.

Show me your copies.

Eliot

It’s an airplane.

It’s a short alt domestic airliner, yeah, usually one-hour flights. It’s the fastest growing segment of the industry, very fuel efficient. High tech. Very nice carbon nose, it’s got the titanium wrap. 3 to 1. (Everyone stares at him) You know, you pick up things here and there.

You pick up a lot of stuff.

Here comes a mountain of suck. [Two seconds later, surprised] She's not awful.

This is her stage. Sophie Devereaux is the finest actress you've ever seen…when she's breaking the law.

Yeah, this is Victor Dubenich’s office, my computer just completely crashed.

Parker

Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. Did you try turning it on and off again?

Yes, nothing seems to be working.

That’s a computer thing. I told her to say that.

Well done.