Nate quotes from Leverage

"Career," heh.

Functioning alcoholic! Functioning! She always leaves that part out. And speaking of leaving...

[laughs] God complex...What does that even mean?

Now that, that right there, that's a lie. I love foreplay.

I have plans...oh so many plans.

Let's go steal a close encounter.

[Repeated line in episode] Gnar Slabdash. The "n" is mostly silent.

Let's go steal us some congressmen.

Okay, people, let's grift.

How can a witness in protection we've been watching for the last 24 hours get access to $100,000 we didn't see?

Nice job while we were away.

Let's go steal a dream.

We can't con a 6-year-old. You know who we can con? Their parents.

I’m serious. Look, look at the people I’ve already hired. Do you recognize any of these names?

(going through file) Uh, yeah, I’ve chased all of them at one time or anoth-- Parker? You have Parker?

Is there somebody better?

No, but Parker is insane.

Guys, listen up. We're going on my count, not a second sooner. Parker, no freelancing.

Eliot

Hey, relax. We know what we're doin'.

And on the count of five, four…

Aw, he doesn't want to be our pal.

We're on the count! Five, four, three…

Parker

[runs by and jumps over the side] Yahoooooo!

Eliot

She's gone!

Son of a—!

Eliot

That’s twenty pounds of crazy in a five pound bag.