It was reckless.
It was worth it.
Yeah, this time.
(to Hardison) Bet you're starting to like that C.G.I. Yoda a little bit now?
Yeah, when he gives back the childhood he stole from me. Why don't you just ask me to join the dark side? Go ahead.
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It was reckless.
It was worth it.
Yeah, this time.
(to Hardison) Bet you're starting to like that C.G.I. Yoda a little bit now?
Yeah, when he gives back the childhood he stole from me. Why don't you just ask me to join the dark side? Go ahead.
"Well, Nate, winning isn't everything."
You know, for a while there you were an honest man. And then for a while you were a thief?
Yeah, well maybe I'm both?
You can't be both. I'm just not sure at this point which one I want to win.
(Eliot begins playing with Hardison’s picture on screen; making it smaller, flipping it upside down and then making his face disappear)
Or -- but -- not -- no, not -- not a toy.
What, man? He's telling me to learn technical stuff all the time.
Well, that'll never happen.
I don't have any painting.
Mr. Lawson, uh, we are not the police.
I don't care if you're Vincent Van Gogh himself. I can't help you.
(Hardison sneezes)
What do you got?
Oh, probably just my sensitivity to dust mites. It's what happens when you send me to the hall of records a second time.
You know what, man, if I get out of this job without upper-respiratory issues, it will be a miracle.
Yeah. (puts a tissue against Hardison’s face)
What? Really? This? What -- nasty. Don't know where this has been. (drops tissue)
I think The Boston Museum of Art is an excellent choice, Charlie.
Hmm. H-how did you figure it out?
You told me. See, once I knew that Dorothy had the painting, the key to finding it was understanding her.
Now, she was loyal. Loyal to this town, loyal to you. She made you a promise. She said that she would keep the Van Gogh safe, and that's exactly what she did...
[Flashback]
(people dropping money into a tip jar as Dorothy plays the organ)"
Watching over it every time she played the organ.
(Dorothy smiles at the Wurlitzer’s pipes. In the bank vault, Dorothy puts money into a safe deposit box)
She saved her tips all those years, hoping.
In case I came back.
Yeah.
You know... When I came back here and found out she was gone, I felt cheated. I-I didn't know how she would have felt about seeing me. Now I-I guess I do.
You can't possibly know that's the real story.
No, but it's the best story.
What are you doing? Where are you going?
Oh, I'm starving. All that talk about tubers.
Let's, uh, let's get dinner.
Huh?
Oh, no, no. I'm not, no. I'm not saying, like, dinner like that, no. Just like a bite to eat, kind of...
As colleagues.
As friends.
Oh. A civilized working meal.
Yeah, as friends.
Oh. You said that part.
Later
Oh, damn. (sits up) Oh.
Nate. (hands him his shirt) We were being spontaneous, living in the moment.
Yeah. Yeah, it was, uh, it was a mistake, yeah.
It's called… The San Lorenzo.
Is that what they call it? (puts on shirt) Um, Sophie, I, um…
Mm?
I'm sorry. But you know that I don't want a relationship. I really, I-I-I--
Of course you don't. Well, the work's the most important thing. (moves to sit at the counter) I mean, the team's perfect the way it is. Why change?
E-exactly what I was gonna say. Yeah.
Hey, we're adults. We enjoy each other's company. You know, we don't have to turn this into a big thing. We're friends with... extras. There's nothing wrong with that... What'd I say?
Hmm? [The team walks in]
Isn't anyone mad at Sophie? Hardison, she punched you in the face.
Takes a real man to take one for the team.
Hey, whatever you need to keep telling yourself.
Burn room?
It's usually a vault within a vault. The walls are lined with thermite. All he has to do is press a button and flame on. All his dirty secrets burn away.
Everything burns? I want one.
(Trevor gets a text message on his phone)
You're too young for a phone.
It's for if I get abducted.
Yeah, whatever. Okay, so, one of the things that makes, uh, Verd Agra so special is its security. (looks at posted floorplan) Yeah. Right now, we're in the public area. But all the exciting stuff happens on the top floor. Now, you see how it looks like a bull's-eye? You have green, yellow, and red security zones. Red for top secret.
So, teacher Mike, what if I want to go to the red zone?
Well, no, teacher Jen. No can do. We-we-we only have visitor badges.
But, teacher Mike, what if I take someone else's--
Find...
--find someone else's badge?
Well, that's the tricky part. Teacher Jen, you see, the badges are also trackers. Yes, it's like Lojack for people. So, what happens is, is that the scary security system will know wherever you go. Yep.
So, we have to fool the security system to get the banana?
Potato.
Whatever.
On the other hand, sometimes old school really is the best kind of security, I mean...
[whispers to Trevor] No, it's not.
What?
I'm listening. [whispers to Trevor] He's old.
What?
What?
Now, come on. Don't, I can't...
What, do this?
No, I just, it's...
You can't do this? Really?
Well, it's...
A former Jesuit seminary student doesn't know if he can handle a casual relationship.
No, it's...
What a shocker.
No, it's just, I mean, this, um, just... what, what do we, uh, do?
I say, dinner.
Just a, just a bite to eat.
As colleagues.
As friends.
Exactly.
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