Legends of Tomorrow · Season 1
I thought this was all over. The bloodlust, the fight for my soul, all the crap that I've had to endure.
Well, there's always more crap to endure. Take it from one who's damned his own soul to Hell. There was a... a girl. In Newcastle. Astra. I failed her.
Some might say you should forgive yourself.
Well, if I could, then perhaps I wouldn't have the need to save the likes of poor Nora. What about you? Have you forgiven yourself for your sins?
I don't deserve forgiveness.
Hey! Before you go, I, uh... I just wanted to say "Thank you". For helping me with Mallus, that is.
Oh. Of course. Helping you with Mallus was... good for me, too. If you ever need me to help you with Mallus again, just give us a call. I'll be right there. Although there are lots of people out there with very weird demons. They all need my help.
Mmm. I understand.
Good.
And thanks for the shag, too. That was great. [Sara walks away, leaving Constantine speechless, then chuckling.]
Even with the reserve power, I don't believe my system can run your simulation software.
Gideon, trust me.
Trust is something that grows over time between friends. As far as I'm concerned, we are still acquaintances.
Question, Gideon: who's ready to have 1.12 terawatts of power diverted straight into her CPU?
[Zari knocks on Mick's cabin door. It opens partially and Mick appears.]
.... I'm busy.
Right. You've done a lot of time travelling. Have you ever had déjà vu?
What's that?
Oh, it's, uh, French for "already seen".
I hate French. [goes back into his cabin and the door closes on Zari]
I have something to tell you.... Hedgehog Day! [Nate stares at her blankly.] Dammit, you told me if I said "Hedgehog Day", you would know what I was talking about.
You mean Groundhog Day? Why would I tell you to tell me about a Bill Murray movie?
[frustrated] I don't know. All I know is I'm stuck in this time loop...
Like Groundhog Day! Okay, got it. Okay.
You do? [hugs Nate, relieved] And you'll help me figure out what's going on.
Yeah. That's what friends are for.
We're friends?
Of course. So lay it on me. What's happening?
[Zari has barricaded herself in the Parlor with the bomb.]
[emotional] Mick. You don't have to hide what you love. Follow your heart and keep writing.
Zari! We don't have time for this!
Nate and Amaya. I'm so lucky to call you guys my friends.
Zari, the bomb!
What you guys have is so... so special. I mean, the way you look at each other... honestly, it makes me wanna puke, but... don't fight it. You're crazy about each other. Just don't have sex on missions.
Z, what are you doing?
What you would do, Ray. You know, when I first came on board, you were so nice and polite to me that I wanted to punch you. But I realize now, the world would be a better place if we were all a little more like you. But being nice and polite's only gonna get you so far, so do me a favor and tell Sara why you're so afraid of her.
Okay. Sure. But first, I wanna figure out how to shut down the force field so we can deal with the bomb.
I am dealing with the bomb.
Zari, look, you need to listen to me...
Sara, you're an infuriating, stubborn, pain in my ass. Because you have to be. You're not just the captain of this ship, you are its soul You are so fierce and unflinching. But why not apply some of that fearlessness to your own life and just ask poor Ava out already?
[Zari is conversing with Gideon's holographic form.]
I am terrified and in awe of you, Gideon. Who knew you were such an evil genius? And a bit of a perv.
You never bothered to ask. It's an impressive piece of software you devised, Miss Tomaz.
Is that a compliment, Gideon?
Don't let it go to your head. Are you ready to wake up now?
One last question. Gary. Why even have him in the time loop if he was just gonna be stuck in the trash compactor the whole time?
Thought it'd be funny. [snaps her fingers]
We need to tell Sara we gotta get to Detroit.
Nope. She's off to Star City. She's been texting some guy. They're going on a date.
How do you know that? Wait, you're looking at her phone?
I look at everyone's phone. Helps pass the time.
What's up?
Nothing.
I said "what's up".
Fine, you're an unbiased listener. I want to change my granddaughter Kuasa's past, and well, improve her future.
So do it.
It's not that simple. What if I inadvertently change my other granddaughter's destiny?
So don't do it.
And then there's Nate. I still have to go back to 1942 and marry someone else so that Kuasa and Mari are even born. We can never end up together. I feel paralyzed. Every step I take, it feels like it could just have disastrous consequences.
Take a look around. You think these people give a damn about consequences? Take the night off. A true pirate doesn't live for tomorrow, they only live for the moment.
[Rip Hunter and Wally West are both very drunk. Rip samples Wally's "Rocket Fuel", which allows speedsters to get drunk.]
Mmmm. God! That Cisco's a ruddy genius.
[sighs] He is. So's Barry, Caitlin and Wells. Wait, maybe that's why I never fit in on Team Flash.
And here I was, thinking you were roaming the Chinese countryside because your girlfriend needed more space. Look, I can do one better than that, mate. Most of my favorite prodigies conspired to have me put in prison.
Huh. What happened?
Well, I lied to Sara, in addition to accidentally aiding in the resurrection of the man who killed her sister. And Ava is angry at me for sending good agents to their deaths.
Sounds like you're a bit of a douche. No-no offence
No, none taken.
Why did you become a pirate in the first place, eh?
Well,...
To let an admiral get the best of you? Or, to claim your destiny on the wide open sea? I don't know what's waitin' for us on the other side of this journey. But whatever it is, it beats cowering in some alleyway waitin' for your black beard to turn gray.
I swore I'd never go back to that island... and I'm a man of me word. Fair winds, me hearties. [departs hastily]
[disbelieving] Blackbeard's... a coward.
[Amaya, still dressed as "Captain Jiwe", draws her sword on Nate.]
Amaya....
You know, I learned something from hanging out with pirates. They always focus on the problem in front of them.
And what is that problem?
[Amaya uses the sword to cut a button off Nate's pirate shirt, then puts it right up to his throat and presses her body to his.]
[seductively] Do you yield, sir?
[softly] Aye, Captain. [They start kissing.]
Any sign of Ray?
Nah, just another Grateful Dead-end. I, for sure, got a contact high.
[producing a pair of tinted eyeglasses] And I managed to swipe Jerry Garcia's glasses.
Uh-oh. [takes the glasses away from Mick at super-speed] Once a thief, always a thief.
Dude. No, we... we allow light to moderate theft on this ship. We like to call them "souvenirs". [Wally sheepishly returns the glasses to Mick.]
[Darhk is playing around on the dating app Upswipz]
Can you please stop fooling around?
Nora doll, what's the point of living if you can't have a bit of fun?
Well, I'm not enjoying myself. I'm annoyed.
Hi, Annoyed. I'm Dad.
Thank you for helping us. So how do you know Nathaniel?
I was kinda like his wingman back in Central City. Just... helped him get over a broken heart, actually, because this basic bitch just dumped him on his birthday. [amused] Can you believe that?
[hard] Yeah. 'Cause I was actually that basic bitch.
Great vibe, Wally, I think we can take it from here.
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