Gideon quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Sara

All right, let's go check this out. We need to find Elvis before panic sets in.

Gideon

Elvis Presley's uncle preached at the Church of Zion every Sunday. The boy never missed a service.

Sara

You heard the lady. [Everyone just stares silently at Sara.] What? Why are you staring at me?

Nate

You know, we're waiting for you to... do the thing you do.

Sara

What thing?

Ray

You know. You usually send us into the field with a little more pizzazz.

Sara

[rolls her eyes, sighs, and turns to leave.] Okay, Legends, put on your Sunday best because we are going to church!

Nate

[off everyone else's approval] That's pretty good.

Ray

Amen!

Nate

Gideon, any messages while we were gone?

Gideon

You missed calls from Barry Allen, Oliver Queen and Kara Zor-El.

Ray

Sounds like the annual crossover.

Nate

Ugh. Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass.

Gideon

We're running on very low reserve power. The odds of us successfully pushing through the avalanche above us are 3,720 to 1.

Sara

Never tell me the odds, Gideon.

Ray

I've triangulated the timequake to 1917, St. Petersburg, Russia. Let's go and shrink the problem.

Nate

[Sara grimaces] Not good.

Ray

I'm developing a catchphrase?

Gideon

Executing time jump now.

Sara

No! Gideon, we're not taking a film crew to... [watching the transition through time] ...Imperial Russia. Yeah. Great. This is great, Ray.

Nate

All right, Legends, put on your babushkas because we are rushing into Russia.

Sara

And now you're copying my thing.

Nate

Totally. I just got really excited.

Gideon

How did you bypass my encrypted security protocol?

Zari

Oh, just by being a businesswoman, makeup guru, bad bitch, and overall genius.

Ray

Mick. Are you feeling all right?

Ray

My stomach hurts. I can't eat, I can't drink. I think Allie gave me an STD back at the reunion.

Gideon

Initiating scan. [scans Mick]

Ray

Those are not symptoms. Those are feelings. Mick, I think you're developing a crush.

Mick

Is that when you whiz and it hurts?

Ray

.... No. It's biology's way of telling you you care about someone else.

Gideon

Dr. Palmer is correct. The results of my body scan indicate that you do, in fact like like her.

Ava

[over intercom] Interim Captain Sharpe here. Team meeting in the parlour. Over and out. [continues without realising the intercom is still on] Okay, that was good. That was fun, but to the point. Not too... Gideon, are you broadcasting this?

Gideon

Sorry Miss Sharpe, I'll shut it down.

Ava

Okay, thank you! We women have to stick together.

Nate

[entering] I always thought of you as one of the guys.

Ava

Okay, I don't know what that means...

Behrad

[entering] He means it as a compliment.

Gideon

It would appear that there is a disturbance at the Bastille in Paris, 1793. While the details are still hazy, the aftermath is traumatic. Thousands die and the French Revolution collapses.

Ava

Well looks like we have a mission. So everybody stop looking so Les Misérables because we are going to France!

Gideon

As you can see from his chest x-ray, Mr. Constantine has a very aggressive form of lung cancer. I'm afraid it's terminal.

Constantine

[flicks open his lighter and prepares to have a cigarette] Well, there's no point in quitting now.