Sara Lance quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Nate

Masako's supposed to marry the shogun Tokugawa Iemitsu.

Sara

Yeah, met him. Not a fan.

Nate

Well, the reason he sticks out in the history books is because he likes to murder his wives, and I can't leave Masako to his mercy.

Ray

Especially since he stole my Atom suit.

Nate

Exactly. Wait, what? You let the shogun steal a 21st century super suit?

Ray

After I crash-landed, trying to rescue you.

Sara

And how does the shogun even know how to operate your Atom suit?

Ray

I designed it so an idiot could use it.

Mick

An idiot does.

Damien Darhk

You and I have met before. New York City, 1942. You haven't aged a bit. Lazarus pit? Oh, woman of mystery. I know that look in your eye, though. That's the look of someone that I've taken everything from.

Sara

Not everything. You haven't taken my soul. Which I've already lost, and I'm not eager to do again. And that's why... I'm sparing your life.

How merciful of you.

Sara

I'm sparing you to prolong your suffering. 'Cause I'm from the future, Damien, and I know how this all ends. Your Ark. Your grand vision. Just as you're about to accomplish everything you desire, your wife is murdered. The love of your life. And in total despair, you even try to kill your own daughter. An entire city rises up against you. And then you die. Defeated and alone.

Where's Rip?

Sara

He's MIA.

Damn. How the hell did you miscreants manage not to get yourselves killed without him?

Amaya

Miss Lance has been serving as captain.

But she's a lady. You're a lady, right?

Sara

You know I can take your life as easy I saved it.

Oh, fiery. Whoever breaks her is in for a wild ride.

Mick

Too bad this filly's into other fillies.

You don't say.

Gideon

The bullet has lodged itself between several of Dr. Heywood's internal organs.

Ray

How's that possible? He's made of steel.

Sara

Because it wasn't a normal bullet. It was dwarf star.

Gideon

I estimate his chance of survival at 51%.

Nate

Ugh, would it kill you to say "better than average", Gideon?

The League taught you well. But unless you hand over the amulet, I'm gonna have to teach you a few new lessons.

Sara

Those who can not do, teach.

Amaya

Gideon thinks that the Legion's attack on Mr. Hunter's film set caused this George Lucas guy to quit movie making. As a result, he never made some movie about space battles or another one about an improbably handsome archaeologist.

Sara

And we care about this because...?

Gideon

In the unaltered timeline, Dr. Palmer sees Star Wars as a child and is inspired to become an inventor. Likewise, Dr. Heywood chooses to be a historian after seeing Indiana Jones instead of becoming a yoga instructor.

Nate

Oh, man.

Sara

Wait, so you're telling me that because some film geek drops out of school, my inventor and my historian are now essentially useless?

Jax

Gray?

Sara

What the hell are you doing?

Stein

Brain surgery. What does it look like?

Sara

How about instead of bickering, we figure out our next move against the speedster and his allies.

Nate

"Legion of Doom" has a sexier ring to it.

Sara

I'm not calling them that.

Jax

How long until Lily's interface tracks down another piece of the Spear of Destiny?

Sara

I dunno. I'm beginning to think our supercomputer is not so super.

Gideon

I heard that. You try processing 1.2 zetabytes of data.

Jax

Rip's probably being tortured by the Legion of Doom right now. The sooner we can locate another piece of the Spear, the sooner we can set a trap and rescue him.

Gideon

I could always reroute power to my sub-neural processing unit by shutting off life support.

Sara

Oh, you're lippy this morning, Gideon. I like it.

Gideon

I wasn't joking.

Mick

Well, as much as Haircut's a pain in my ass, I'm not gonna let him fight alone. [starts to leave]

Sara

Sit down! That's an order.

Mick

[turns] What's an order?

Sara

Don't test me, Mick.

Mick

Don't threaten me, Blondie.

Stein

I can't believe I'm actually agreeing with Mr. Rory.

Sara

I said sit down!

Amaya

Stop! I've already lost one team. I'll be damned if my decision rips the Legends apart, too.

Sara

What are you saying?

Amaya

Listen to your gut, Captain. Don't abandon Ray. It may be sentimental, but the team should come before tactics.

Sara

All right. Let's do this.

Sara

You're Gideon?

Gideon

Hello, Captain Lance.

Sara

But you're like... I mean, you're really...

Gideon

Human?

Sara

I was gonna say "hot", but yeah, that too.

Rip

I think I may have found a way to track Commander Heywood.

Stein

Don't worry, Mr. Hunter, we've already found him.

Rip

You did?

Jax

We're heading to Houston, 1970.

Mick

Yeah. Elvis at the Astrodome.

Nate

And then we're gonna rescue my grandfather.

Mick

Then Elvis.

Rip

We still need to figure out a way of contacting Commander Heywood without arousing suspicion. To that end, I suggest that we --

Sara

It's simple. We infiltrate NASA.

Sara

Drinking alone?

Rip

Only as metaphor.

Sara

[pouring herself a drink] You in here feeling sorry for yourself?

Rip

Oh, no. I've got more than one way of feeling sorry for myself, surely.

Sara

Thanks for backing my play earlier.

Rip

I wasn't... entirely supportive on this mission.

Sara

Indeed. But still... must be hard, coming back to your ship and finding someone else in charge.

Rip

No. That was the easy part. The hard adjustment was seeing that you are a much better captain than I ever was.

Sara

So that's why you're in here feeling sorry for yourself.

Rip

I'm in here trying to figure out what my place is if I'm not this team's captain.

Sara

So you're saying you don't fit in. You're an outcast. A misfit.

Rip

Let's assume.

Sara

Sounds to me like you're a Legend.

Sara

So, it looks like our historians have made a discovery.

According to this map, the blood of Christ is hidden right smack in the middle of no-man's land.

Rip

Great, right at the center of the bloodiest battle in human history.

Stein

Even if we were to make it through the terrain unscathed, there's still the issue of the blood's precise location.

Nate

That's the good news. Just as the Spear acted as a divining rod for its pieces, it glows when it's close to Jesus' blood.

Stein

But one cannot simply walk into the middle of a war zone.

I have a question for you. [leads Sara over to his collection of dead heroes masks] Which one is your favorite trophy?

Sara

[pretending to be Darhk's servant] That's like asking a girl to pick just one pair of shoes.

Oh, please. Everyone has their favorite kill. You want to hear mine? Her name was Black Canary. I will never forget her. Hm. It was so... delicious... killing her. They told me that I had done it before, but I can't imagine it ever getting old.

[lifting Sara in the air magically] The very first thing I did in this reality was acquire my magic. I'm gonna miss you, Miss Lance. Having you around to attend to my every whim was too enticing to pass up. Plus, it's so hard to find good help these days.

Snart

Really? Now's the time for a bad guy monologue?