Sara Lance quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Stein

Seeing white picket fences and perfect family houses, it's enough to make one nostalgic.

Sara

Or nauseated.

Stein

Oh come on, Miss Lance, even someone as jaded as yourself can't deny how idyllic this time was.

Jax

Yeah. If you're white.

Sara

And a man. And straight. And...

Stein

Ok, ok, I get the point.

Stein

Excellent, nurse. I could also go for a cup of coffee.

Sara

Me, too. Black, two sugars.

Stein

While I've been busy working, you've been busy seducing that young woman!

Sara

Actually, I was liberating her. With an option to seduce her later.

Sara

[reading off a card] "Congratulations! You are a doctor".

Kendra

You know, I thought about going to medical school once.

Sara

Here you go. $10,000 salary.

Kendra

That's it? I made more as a barista.

Sara

It's 1958. You're lucky to make that as a woman.

Kendra

Touché. Your turn.

Sara

[sighs] I miss Netflix.

Jax

Man, I hate wool.

Rip

Be grateful, Mr. Jackson. Those living outside the Kasnian Conglomerate are dressed in rags.

Sara

Conglomerate?

Rip

Yes, in the year 2080, governments began to give way to corporations.

Jax

More like 2008.

Jax

But if we're going to be checking out the future...

Sara

We should probably invite the nerd twins.

Jax

You know, I can already hear what Stein's going to say about 2147:

Stein

[amazed at what he sees] The future, it's...

Sara

[simultaneously with Jax] Astonishing.

Jax

[simultaneously with Sara] Fascinating.

Jax

[to Sara] Well, it was a 50-50 chance which one he'd choose.

Sara

Oh, come on. What's the harm in us just... taking a look around?

Stein

With this group? Clearly, you haven't been paying attention.

Ray

If I'm in the Old West and I don't get to look around, I'm going to kick myself.

Snart

I could help with that.

Kendra

There's something weird going on with your face.

Sara

What?

Kendra

You're smiling. [laughing] I didn't know you could do that.

Sara

[also laughing] Don't tell anyone my secret. It's just all this. It's so pure. So simple. I'd say I miss simple, but I guess you have to experience something first to miss it.

Sara

Yeah, who wants a relationship based on honesty and communication? Bleh.

Kendra

Believe me, a relationship based on an ancient Egyptian curse doesn't work much better.

My God, she's...

Mick

Quite the bad ass.

Savage

Oh, you're too late.

Sara

Time Masters are never late.

Rip

I guess this is good-bye.

Ray

It's been a pleasure, Captain.

Rip

Likewise, Dr. Palmer.

Jax

Rip, you brought all of us into this, man.

Rip

Which is why I'm doing this alone, Mr. Jackson. I'll have no one else die for my choices.

Sara

This isn't gonna bring Snart back.

Mick

[subdued] I don't want to lose another friend.

Rip

I appreciate that, Mr. Rory. I must say, it's been an honor to serve as your captain.

Ray

Ah, I knew I forgot something. The part where Rip tells us everything that we did wrong.

Rip

As in seducing the Queen of France just before she's supposed to conceive the country's greatest hope for the future.

Sara

She seduced me.

Rip

Or "wrong" as in violating our policy of "No using superpowers in front of people".

Jax

They had laser guns.

Mick

At least I didn't screw up this time.

Mick

Stealing's not screwing up.

Ray

I'm sorry. But while you were all saving Einstein, Sara was off on her own secret side mission to kill Laurel's killer in the past.

Sara

And I suppose you never thought about saving your fiancée.

Ray

Yeah, of course I did. But I never did it because it's against the rules.

Sara

What rules? We're not Time Masters, there are no rules.

Ray

Well, if there were, there'd certainly be one about lying to your team.

Sara

Listen to yourself. Look, we get it. You're perfect. Always the Boy Scout, aren't you, Raymond?

Ray

Yeah, well, I can say the same thing about you being an assassin.

Sara

Well, if we're being honest, then let me get something off of my chest.

Stein

Let's all just take a deep breath, shall we?

Sara

You think that you're such a big hero, Ray? Without that fancy suit, you're nothing but a self-righteous rich guy.

Gideon

Greetings Dr. Heywood! I am the ship's artificial consciousness.

Sara

Gideon, we need you to tell us where Rip is.

Gideon

I'm afraid I have no idea. But I would be happy to play his final message for you all.

Ray

Final message?

Rip

[through a holographic recording] Sorry for stranding you all throughout history, but it was the only way to save you. Ah, you know what they say - a captain must never abandon his ship. Well, neither shall I abandon hope of seeing you all again someday. Somewhere in time. As flawed and unruly as you are individually, together you are the best crew, the best team a captain could ever hope for. So... stick together. And remember: history is yours now, my dear Legends. Good luck!