DS Ronnie Brooks quotes from Law & Order: UK

And that's where it ends.

DS Ronnie Brooks

Thankfully.

DS Ronnie Brooks

I'm getting too old for this.

Come on, it's better than being stuck indoors all the time. Just like the old days, hey Ronnie!

Cause of death: acute intracerebral hemorrhage, compound fracture of the occipital bone.

DS Ronnie Brooks

[To Sam] So a whack on the back of the head to me and you.

Jumping off the bridge...?

Unlikely. If she'd hit her head on the way down, given the speed of the impact I wouldn't expect there to be much skull left.

[pulls a face] ... nice.

[After Ronnie has spoken in french to a suspect] Fluent French?

DS Ronnie Brooks

Still waters, Sammy. Still waters.

DS Ronnie Brooks

You know what they say, Wes. Where there's a will...

There's a relative.

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne

[After Ronnie has given Kate a note] Oh yes, something I should know?

DS Ronnie Brooks

[smiles] Plenty, Jake. Plenty.

DS Joe Hawkins

[about a dead body missing its teeth and hands] So no dental records. No fingerprints.

DS Ronnie Brooks

Nice easy one to start you off with.

CPS Prosecutor Kate Barker

[After Ronnie has described what has happened to a child murder victim] You can't say that, Ron. It's too emotional!

DS Ronnie Brooks

Too real is what it is, Kate!

DS Ronnie Brooks

Dale Horgan shot the kid, then stood there and watched her die!

CPS Prosecutor Kate Barker

You can't let your feelings get in the way.

DS Ronnie Brooks

She was 8. What was she going to do? Set Tigger on him?

DS Ronnie Brooks

I'm being down with the kids.

DS Joe Hawkins

... I don't even know where to start with that.

DS Joe Hawkins

Phone is registered to a Ranya Habib, and I've got an address.

DS Ronnie Brooks

Good. How's your Arabic.

DS Joe Hawkins

Ah, [speaks in Arabic]

DS Ronnie Brooks

Blimey, not too shabby.

DS Joe Hawkins

Eh, means "my hovercraft's full of eels". [off Ronnie's look] Muslim lad. Hendon. Big Python fan.

DS Ronnie Brooks

So where are we going?

DS Joe Hawkins

Highgate.

DS Ronnie Brooks

Right. No dead-parrot jokes

DS Ronnie Brooks

Do you know who (Mrs. Habib) was with?

It was in Arabic. It was kind of like listening to burning cats.

DS Ronnie Brooks

[discovering a mini-fridge in a cabinet] Ooh, look at this lot.

DS Joe Hawkins

[teasing] Bit early for lunch, isn't it, Ronnie?

DS Ronnie Brooks

Cheeky.

[holding up a sheet of paper] Okay, this is a memo from above, striving towards the paper-free office

DS Ronnie Brooks

Shouldn't they send an e-mail? [Joe snickers]

Okay, I fast-tracked that test, and you were right, Ron. There's amniotic fluid in the mattress, so someone's given birth in that room.

DS Ronnie Brooks

Well, that's the source of the blood, then.

DS Joe Hawkins

Ugh. Remind me never to have kids.

DS Ronnie Brooks

It's okay. I've had two. Never felt a thing.