A lapdance sends a pretty strong signal.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
KDKelly D'Leah
I never took those pills the doctor gave me. I don't know why, but I just I couldn't. What if I'm pregnant?
I'm probably not the best person to ask.
KDKelly D'Leah
What about my parents? I haven't told them yet.
Might be a good time, huh?
Sometimes the thought of Maureen in college scares the hell out of me.
I don't blame you.
Higher education used to mean BA's and PhDs, now it's roofies and GHB.
And deans with confidential disciplinary committees.
Your daughter needs help. I talked to a psychologist.
RRicki
You did what?!
This psychologist can help her. The thing is, she needs to see the both of you together.
RRicki
Leave us alone!
Ricki, your daughter needs help.
RRicki
Get away before I call the police.
Miss Austin, I am the police!
RRicki
Then it's damn lucky I have my own security!
You're on desk duty.
Captain, I can explain.
You can't follow my orders on the street, you try keepin' my files straight.
Captain?
[to his other detectives] And in case anyone else here has Detective Benson's hearing problem, read my lips or buy the Cliff notes: No one is to go near Ashley Black again. That includes her family, school, house, and any employees therein.
You can't do this. Somebody's gotta help her.
Really? Well, thanks to you, now none of us can!
[he tosses a restraining order notice on Stabler's desk]
The law isn't always about justice.
AAlex
Who let you in on our dirty little secret?
You must have some innermost secret.
I'm a Republican.
I had my own "Alan Cryder". Insurance salesman ran his business out of a converted garage in Queens. Well liked, would invite the neighbourhood kids up for ice cream and stories. One day, a 6-year-old girl goes missing from a playground in Soho. Long story short, we find her underneath the floor boards of his office along with 3 other children, all in various stages of decomposition. But he's gone and I'm left with a cold case. 2 years, nothing but silence and headaches. I wasn't sleeping a lot, I kept having these recurring nightmares where my own children would be underneath the floor boards that I couldn't pry up. And, one day, I'm just gassing up my car in Chelsea and there he is. And before I know it, I've got his face sandwiched between his windshield and the muzzle of my gun. And I'm yelling "freeze" and I realize that I'm yelling at myself. Because I can't stop my finger from pulling the trigger and I am praying for him to blink, I'm praying for him to twitch, just do something to give me an excuse. And then I see a face inside of his car. It's a girl, this beautiful little 6-year old girl with these big eyes. I figured she'd seen enough.
[Stabler is in the SVU Squad room about to go home]
Elliot, how'd it go with the doc?
She said the bandage probably kept most of Gloria's blood from entering the wound.
Good.
[holds up 2 medicine bottles] Just in case, she gave me a month's supply of antiretrovirals.
Then what?
Wait and see.
That's gonna make for a hell of a month. Listen, if there's anything....
I got it covered.
Well, you got my number.
Captain. Thanks.
You know where you are?
HMHomeless Man
It ain't an outhouse. It ain't the White House. So it might be the station house.
Good guess.
Hey. You feeling any better?
Yeah. I caught some sleep up in the crib. How's Smythe?
She's awake. She's ugh, she's going to be okay.
Say anything?
No. You sure you're okay?
You tell Cragen about what happened last night? Me getting sick?
You heard what I said. You were standing right there. I haven't seen him since. Why?
Boss wanted to send me home.
But he didn't. Good decision. But that stuff right there.... [points to the can of diet cola he is drinking] that'll kill you.
[Benson notices Stabler having breakfast]
Got your appetite back.
Feels good to eat like a human being again.
You get the test results?
Clean bill of health. Negative for HIV, hepatitis. [Benson smiles back at him; holds up a glass of O.J.] Salute.
AAlex
I need you to authorize this deal.
PPhillips
Counselor, I am a public servant, and the public at large does not want this boil on the butt of humanity living to a ripe old age.
AAlex
Charlie, think of the mother.
PPhillips
I am. And I'm sure that she'd wanna see him to die.
AAlex
Maybe. But she probably wants to know what happened to her daughter also.
PPhillips
And what about the mothers of all his other victims? They want him dead. The city wants him dead. Even protesters against the death penalty wanna see this guy dead.
How goes it, Elliot?
[Stabler spits out bad coffee]
Hey! I made that! 19 hours ago, mind you, but still, a little tact.
[looks at an empty can] Hey, Munch, why do you do this? You always do this. [to the captain] He puts the lid back on an empty can!
It's just my way.
[as Fin applies eye drops to his eyes] Can I have some of that?
No.
Please?
No.
Come on!
Can't share eye drops. That's how you get pinkeye.
Just give him the eye drops, will you?
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