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S1 E15Unfinished Business

This whole case is like a jigsaw puzzle.

Well, let's look at the pieces we've got. One suspect eliminated, one cooperating, and one hiding behind his lawyer.

Picture's gettin' clearer.

How did you know?

We searched her house, I looked at that four-year-old, flashed on a little girl that used to live across the street from us in our old neighborhood on the Lower East Side. She had that same look in her eyes.

What look?

Sad, lost. She used to stand on her porch every afternoon when I came home from school. Like she was waiting for me. Sometimes, she'd have a black eye or a bloody lip. Never said anything to me. Just looked at me like she was trying to tell me something. But I was too full of my own teenage crap to pay any attention. One day, I came home. She wasn't there. Found out her mother threw her through a plate glass window. Went to the funeral. Saw her dad. It's the first time I saw a grown man cry.

What happened to her mother?

They sent her to a sanitarium. She told my mother she didn't understand what all the fuss was about. She was the one that had to get a new window. Months later, I'd come home and I'd look up at the porch. I swear, I saw that little girl standing there, looking at me with that look. I almost let her down again.

Carrying a concealed weapon is a felony.

MMrs. McCreary

I don't. I leave it at home so the appliances can defend themselves.

MNMark Nash

I dream of angels but I live with demons.

NMrs. Nash

Mark doesn't scare me, detective. Pathetic, narrow-minded people do.

Perhaps you'd be more comfortable with a female detective.

PPatricia

I'd be happy to talk to anyone with a brain.

There are 5 stages of grief. Don't go through them all at once.

All you've proven here today is that women are still chattel.

Only if they want to be.

DSDet. Santiago

You call this finesse? I've had calls from the brass wanting to know, did I orchestrate an undercover operation with SVU, and the press has already gotten a whiff of it. What kinda Mickey Mouse club is this?!

See, actually, I hate that little black rodent. Now, Dick Tracy, that was a club. You got this great decoder ring and a really cool watch.

There should be a special level of Hell for this pus-sucking, gangrenous, malignancy of a mental amoeba!

Somebody steal your parking space again?

Explain to me how shmoes like us spend every night at home alone watching the History Channel while a scum like Ramsay has this nice girl's complete devotion? She's so convinced.

Well, if there is any karma, Ramsay won't be doing much sitting down in Rikers.

[during her allocution, Siobhan describes Russell Ramsay's enrollment in her scam]

SSiobhan

We just looked on the Internet for a sex offender. I mean, they got a whole website with pictures and MOs. And I picked Ramsay, because he wasn't as gross as the others. And he didn't look dangerous, and he liked 'em young.

How did you go about seducing him?

SSiobhan

Our cousin Kyle was the advance man. He followed him around a few days and got his schedule down, and then I just showed up at his bar. I gave him the duplicate room key that Kyle had made, and I told him when to be in my room.

Well, the plan hinged on Ramsay showing up. How could you be certain he would?

SSiobhan

Well, he's an ex-con with a loser job who likes young girls. I mean, it's a no-brainer.

Still, something could've gone wrong.

SSiobhan

I would've plan-B'd it.

What is plan B?

SSiobhan

Honey, no man passes up free sex.

Talking in Greek. You're full of surprises.

If I don't keep some mystery, you might grow bored and stop loving me.

HHarry

You sons of bitches. You said I wouldn't have to take a needle.

Yeah, well, we lied.

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