John Munch quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

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[to a tip caller] We don't need a psychic. You're that good, who's gonna win the Super Bowl?

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Looks like someone's still got the aerosol monkey on his back.

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I was never much into sports. My high school basketball coach said I looked like a retarded gazelle with a spastic disorder. Mr. Daley. Real loving guy.

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Let's hope the rest of her is in there. Resting in pieces.

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No one should have to choose between obeying the law and watching their son die.

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Detective Tutuola, come and pollute your soul with some child porn, my friend.

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When I was a kid, girls who had sex were afraid of being called sluts. Now they’re auditioning for the title.

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You can tell the Grand Rebbe he can kiss my tuchus. My Yiddish is a little rusty, but I'm pretty sure they just told our friend here to keep us away from the synagogue.

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"Just following orders." That's the preferred defense of every war criminal from Eichmann to Milosevic.

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Somebody please take over for me - I'm gonna go chew some glass.

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[to Amaro] Back when I got my shield, all we had to go on was blood type and fingerprints. We went with our gut. You know what, kid? I miss those days.

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That right there is why I stopped marrying Italian women.

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Brenzino, Talon, and Talopi. Are those fish, or is that a law firm?

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Cragen's being set up and we're chasing celebrity crotch grabbers.

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Doctors are like cops - they don't like making promises.