Fin quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Why'd you run?

Sonny

Maybe because of this?

Fin

Is that registered?

I think I should call my lawyer.

I'll take that as a "no".

Benson

Hey, where are we with these Bang Brothers?

Fin

The Bash Brothers. Like McGwire and Canseco.

Sonny

"Mighty Ducks 2"? Never mind.

Ooh, pop up ad. Were you searching for brassieres, Carisi?

Sonny

[defensively] No. A friend of mine was using my computer.

Fin

Your friend's a 34B?

Fin

So she thinks Willard is watching her?

Sonny

Willard did say she was paranoid.

Women should be paranoid. It's a survival skill.

Sonny

"The Endless Truth" is still pushing that garbage. Now some of its readers are making threats against you and Rollins.

What about Jessie and Noah?

Sonny

Self-investigators like that guy Malcolm, they're interested in them.

[reading] "Someone should take those kids from their so-called mothers and test their DNA. Crack the sex ring. Let the truth ring out."

Benson

Arrest the son of a bitch who runs that thing.

Fin

For what?

Benson

Breathing.

Fin

[about Duca] You think she's gonna rip his head off?

If she doesn't, I will.

Sonny

Where does he take the girls when they get there?

Fin

He's got a couch and a room in the back. I mean, this guy is first class, all the way.

Sonny

Filthy couch in the back room with the pots and pans. Prison's gonna be a step up for this guy.

Not sure he's gonna see it that way.

[about Declan's guru program] There's a sucker born every minute.

Fin

Yeah, but everybody needs something. My ex made me go on a Reiki retreat to clear my energy.

Benson

And how'd that work out for you?

Fin

It made me realize it was time for us to break up.

Fin

NYPD.

What's going on?

Look deep into my eyes. You're under arrest.

Fin

Reverend, huh? What'd he have to say?

Benson

That they're not in Kansas anymore.

Fin

A hell of a case.

Benson

Hell of a year.

Fin

We got the conviction. That's all that matters.

Benson

Wish it was that simple.

Fin

[while arresting Byron in Cuba] Buenas dias, pendejo.

Fin

Guess what I caught. A couple of snapper, a sailfish, and one fat-assed flounder.

A bottom-feeder, huh?

Raped three women that we know about, and then he bolted before we could arrest him.

Most people just call me Byron.

Fin

[to Byron] Didn't I tell you to shut your face? [to Rollins and Carisi] The whole way home, he's yapping about old times.

What's up?

It's my dog walker. Franny just peed on my new shag carpet.

Fin

That dog pees more than my diabetic granddaddy.

You got a granddaddy that's still alive?

Fin

Grandpa Iggy Tutuola. 95, healthy as a horse.

Except for the diabetes.

Fin

Where I'm from, diabetes is like a head cold.

[about Savannah] She's behind on all her bills. Most of these credit card statements are final notices.

Fin

That's what your twenties are for. Racking up credit debt.

Not me, I never paid a bill late in my life. Not even then.

Fin

What? You couldn't handle all the Hail Marys?

God nothing to do with it. I wanted to finance a Mustang.

Benson

Tracy Montgomery was a cashier who worked at a Chevron station at a minimart. She claimed she was raped at gunpoint by three guys in the storage closet.

Fin

Only the cash register receipts showed she made six sales during the time of that attack.

Benson

So I could have blown it off and I probably should have blown it off, but the bottom line is the truth of what her two cousins were doing to her from the time she was three years old, was far worse than anything she could have made up. Sometimes girls like Tracy, girls like Savannah, need to make up fairy tales just to get through the day.