Olivia Benson quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Benson

Nobody gets away with threatening my son without some type of justice. And right now, yours looks pretty good. You know the saying, blood for blood.

Benson

We all love Fin's easy, laid back personality and sarcasm that is so sharp that it could cut through a brake line.

Benson

Because the only thing worse than a partner with no loyalty is a partner with blind loyalty.

Stabler

Okay, so it's not a robbery, but stabbings aren't necessarily sexual. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Is there a specific reason you called us out?

Whoever did this sliced off his "cigar" and took it with him. Is that specific enough?

Benson

Works for me.

Benson

Hey. How'd it go?

Stabler

He's in Bellevue.

Benson

Jury came back that fast?

Stabler

He waved his flag at them before they had a chance. Nobody saluted.

Benson

Question. Who'd want to cut your penis off?

Take a number.

Didn't 2 of Spicer's married johns take a bust?

Benson

Yeah, about 6 months ago. Vice was targeting the piers.

I'm sure their wives must have been thrilled.

What are you doing?

Munch

Eavesdropping.

Good, you're up to speed. What do you say you go interrogate a husband?

Stabler

So you don't think she murdered him.

Benson

[lying] No. I don't think she murdered him. She said she was in her office until around one. That was after he was killed.

Stabler

And no one else was there.

Benson

And no one else was there.

Stabler

And no one else was there. That is an anti-alibi.

Benson

Look. We know there are 2 killers, so. How are we going to find the other one?

Stabler

You mean the other one who also didn't do it?

I read the autopsy report. Now do you really believe that those 2 ladies were walking around with 5 and 7-inch knives in their purses every day?

Benson

I think we did the one thing that's going to allow me to sleep tonight.

You just used your "Get out of Jail Free" card on this case, Olivia. There's only one in the pack.

Benson

How about plain old testosterone-driven rage?

Jeffries

Her boyfriend?

Munch

Or girl. You could toss 100 pounds without breaking a sweat.

Jeffries

Toss you, you skinny-ass geek.

Munch

See? The rage?

Excuse me. How long does that girl's apartment remain a crime scene?

Benson

Why?

We're next on the list for a one-bedroom.

He was in Ms. Quinn's apartment briefly, at lunchtime, at her request, to attend to a crisis.

Benson

Or an erection.

That's insulting.

Stabler

Really. I thought it was the absence of one that was insulting.

How ya been, Elliott?

Stabler

Good, eerything's good. This is my partner, Olivia Benson.

Benson

[shaking Buddy's hand] Hey, how ya doin'?

You're better looking than Alphonse.

Benson

[laughing] Thanks.

What happened to Big Fatso? Coronary?

Stabler

Nah, retired and moved to Florida.

Ah, same diff.

Cassidy

Did you know necrophilia is not only with dead people?

Benson

[to Munch] Do you see what you started?

Cassidy

No, I got it off the Net. Supposedly some famous actor out in Hollywood, hires hookers to lie in an ice bath. Waits until they turn blue with the cold before diving in.

Munch

Let's move on. "Compulsive onanism."

Cassidy

"Onanism." [chuckles]