A character in Laverne & Shirley
Played by Penny Marshall
Laverne & Shirley · 172 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Laverne & Shirley: in 73 of its 172 quotes
Most scenes with: Shirley Feeney (38), Lenny Kosnowski (12), Squiggy Squiggman (10)
[Coming out of Laverne & Shirley's bathroom after taking a quick shower] Laverne!!!!
Laverne[Runs up to Anna and gives her a big hug and starts looking at her] Nutsy!!!! Oh you look terrific! Hey remember this one! [Doing her Filmore High School chant] Filmore High we wish you well! If you don't like it go to...
[Jumps in to stop Laverne from saying hell in front of Anna] Heck! Heck! Heck!
Yeah I remember that one!
LaverneI bet in Chicago there's alot in the old vo-dee-oh-doh-doh.
Vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!
She went to Chicago and became a nun. I stayed in Milwaukee and became a bimbo.
LaverneYou're no bimbo, Shirl.
Yes, I am. Compared to her, I'm a bimbo.
LaverneShe's a nun. Compared to her, Eleanor Roosevelt's a bimbo.
LaverneHe probably heard what a fun date you are.
I know I'm fun...
LaverneIt just doesn't seem fair. A guy with a reputation is a hero. A girl with a reputation is a bimbo It just doesn't seem fair.
Well, who knows, maybe a hundred years from now all that will have changed.
LaverneYeah, wouldn't it be great if no one cared about your reputation? Think of all the fun you could have!
Now tell me, what do you girls like to do on a Saturday night?
LaverneAt home or in a car?
LaverneWhat would you have to do if we wanted a color TV?
We don't do those things.
Me and Squiggy was talking and we decided that your kid oughta have a last name.
LaverneHuh?
On account of, if he don't, the poor little guy's never gonna get any mail.
So, me and Squiggy flipped a coin to see which one of us was gonna volunteer to be your husband.
LaverneAwwww, and you lost, huh?
No, I won.
LaverneNo thank you. I'd rather sell my body to science.
Who else would buy it, DeFazio?
What kind of guys give girls dimes to dance?
LaverneGuys with small change.
We're suing that company! We're suing Quicky Poo, we're suing the cleaners, and we're suing Kukla, Fran and Ollie!
LaverneSue Kukla and Fran, but not Ollie.
I'm shaving my legs. This ugly stubble is showing through my nylons.
LaverneUgly stubble, huh? That's what holds my nylons up!
LaverneWhere am I going to get water?
I don't know, just get me some water from SOME place!
[Laverne looks towards the toilet and smiles]
[Pops her head out the shower] Don't even think about it.
We won't go out with just any old creep!
LaverneYeah, only those who ask us!
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