She went to Chicago and became a nun. I stayed in Milwaukee and became a bimbo.
You're no bimbo, Shirl.
Yes, I am. Compared to her, I'm a bimbo.
She's a nun. Compared to her, Eleanor Roosevelt's a bimbo.
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